Jan 18, 2006 10:07 am OMG!! That is the most disgusting thing that I've ever seen... It's time to get help when you're drinking your own puke and you don't even know it.
never get this f'in drunk
Posted on Jan 18, 2006 09:51 am
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Jan 18, 2006 10:07 am OMG!! That is the most disgusting thing that I've ever seen... It's time to get help when you're drinking your own puke and you don't even know it.
Jan 18, 2006 10:10 am ...and stirring it up with your finger...I suppose to spread around the chunks...
yuck.
Jan 18, 2006 10:31 am from the sounds of you'se guys comments, I'm going to avoid this one all-together =)
Jan 18, 2006 10:33 am don't be a sissy, it's funny and disturbing at the same time, and we all know (or have known) at least one person like this...and, if you don't know one person like this, guess what, you are probably that person...
Jan 18, 2006 11:25 am dan that's just wrong. i think i need a drink
Jan 18, 2006 02:27 pm UGHH!
man. wow. sick. i dont know anyone whos drank his own puke and im sure im not that guy either.
closest thing ive seen is my friend who was so drunk on a camping trip that he got up from his sleeping bag one night, urinated all over it, and then lay back down on it. now that was funny. in the morning he said 'why am i all wet?' he wouldnt believe us at first. we spent the entire weekend laughing at him.
Jan 18, 2006 02:30 pm OK, well, then you also know that person...drinking your own vomit/peeing on your own sleeping bag, it's a wash...
literally...
lets see stupid drunken friends...
- one ran over himself with his own car, my sister wound up marrying and later divorcing him...
- one ran a car into somebody's livingroom...
- one ate a drinking glass
- one got thrown through a huge picture window...oh, wait, that was me...
ah, the list goes on...
Jan 18, 2006 04:42 pm I have only committed two major drunken sins...one time I peed in my roommate's dirty laundry hamper, and the other time I peed in my bedroom closet...right in my wife's cross-stitch bag. That made things a little awkward between me and the Mrs. for a whiile.
But I've never drank my own puke, and if I did it would be shaken, not stirred...
Jan 18, 2006 04:53 pm Quote:
and if I did it would be shaken, not stirred...
I guess somebody had to say it :-D
Jan 18, 2006 06:18 pm Dude, how'd you find that video of me?! j/k...haha, that's freakin gross!
Jan 18, 2006 06:25 pm oh hell no!
Call me a wimp, but I'm going to have to pass on this one. Now, I'm not the guy that drinks his own puke, but boy have I had some stupid drunken experiences...
Jan 18, 2006 07:07 pm No no no! You GOTTA watch it! He doesn't intentionally drink his own puke...
C'mon, it's worth it!
Jan 18, 2006 11:39 pm The funny part is that his friends video tape him instead of trying to stop him. lol
Jan 18, 2006 11:51 pm And then of course the funnier part being the female friend that pulls the drink away from him at the end. Haha, you have to wonder how far it would go without the female supervision heh.
Jan 18, 2006 11:57 pm I manage a student housing complex. 120 college kids. Nothing surprises me.
Jan 19, 2006 12:27 am "The funny part is that his friends video tape him instead of trying to stop him. lol"
--yeah, when my freind urinated on his sleeping bag, we snickered quietly and let him finish rather than trying to stop him.
Jan 19, 2006 01:34 am was that his girlfriend or what?
"Dammit Johnny no! Thats puke!'
"whizzaahhhu? teehee"
Jan 19, 2006 06:19 am wooohoo! I havn't installed a way to play wmvs yet.
Jan 19, 2006 07:30 am I wont even MENTION my sins on the beer... ;-)
I Wil say I have/wont ever drink my own puke....even if it is close on 100% proof after a good session!!! hehe.
Cheers
Coco.
Jan 19, 2006 09:14 am "one ran over himself with his own car"
How the hell did he manage that?
Jan 19, 2006 09:20 am It was funny...admittedly, people were hitting the smoke pretty hard that night (kids, don't do drugs, seriously), did a little mud-doggin' and got stuck...
Everybody gets out to push him out, while the foot was on the gas he leans out with the other foot to help push a little and the truck starts moving...his foot slips he falls out of the seat and onto the ground while the truck is rolling, he slides under it and gets his legs runs over.
Fortunately the ground was soft and he was...umm, loose and plyable so no serious damage was done.
Jan 19, 2006 12:24 pm I know a guy in Cardiff' 'Piss drinking Rod' drinks a pint of anybody's piss if enough people are watching. Loves his Rugby. For the lad's like...whey!
Jan 19, 2006 01:20 pm Flash thats pretty nasty. Ever have him do it after you've been taking antibiotics, drinking coffee, and eating nothing but cauliflower and Sugar Smacks? Heheheh, surely nobody could drink a pint of that :D
dB that video is about the most disturbing thing I've seen on the internet for a while now. In college, we all had our moments. But I never watched a guy barf into a cup and not realize it. I have watched a few guys barf into cups, but never did they ingest it afterwards.
Jan 19, 2006 01:32 pm I remember having an evening out with a girl i met in Soutshea (uk) first night out together wine & dine etc.. We walk into a pub have a drink then a group of lads come in and one of them takes up on the bet of Barfing into the pint glass and eating/drinking the result straight back. - What a wonderful way to impress a girl on your first night out.
tadpui - you could always add asparagus to that, boy does that make your piss stink
Jan 19, 2006 11:35 pm Oh boy, I know I have been that under the influance. But never have I lost enough of my brain power or care for my personal well being to ingest my own body fluids, especially PUKE! He did smile and seem to be enjoying his new found beverage though, didnt he? But the stiring and smiling just made me laugh even harder.
I have seen people who needed to make a potty run just plain not make it, and not even notice that they have soiled themselves, both functions by the way. Needless to say they were quickly escorted to a waiting cab, or escorted home walking.
I gotta admit though this entire thread gave me the laugh I have needed for several days. Been a bad week to say the least. I was thinking of starting my birthday tommorrow with some early beverage consumption, but that just completely turned me off from that idea.
OK, I gotta watch it again just for fun.
Jan 20, 2006 12:23 am OH and if were adding our own worst moments. If anyone remembers the drug awareness poster that was out for many years showing the deceased Lenny Bruce wrapped around a toilet after an overdose of smack.
Well I loved the Tanqueray, so much so I consumed 2 liters in a day. Needless to say, on the verge of alchohol poisening I passed out. In the bathroom, with my pants off and a very torn up T-shirt on. My wife thought it fitting to have a go with the camera for a few pix. And one shot looked exactly like the damn poster.
Needless to say, I dont drink gin anymore!
Jan 20, 2006 10:56 am Saw an interview with Motley Crew and when they were out grossing each other Ozzy Osbourne drank a glass of piss then snorted a line of ants.In India they drink cow piss for stiff joints! They claim its better fresh and still hot. Yuk! But that vidio? Ah well another cider dear?
Jan 20, 2006 04:20 pm LOL Noize. I lika the gin myself, I'm sure that I drink enough of it for the both of us. But 2 bottles in 1 day? wow. I've come pretty close to downing a bottle in a day, but that was in gimlets over several hours.
A guy in my frat discovered that muscle relaxers and lots of beer makes it quite difficult to control the bodily functions and he managed to crap himself on the way back from the bar one night.
I heard about Ozzy snorting ants as well, I just couldn't remember who it came from. That would be pretty nasty...the crawling, 6-legged drip...ewwww!
Jan 20, 2006 06:42 pm Hmm, 2 liters in one day? damn. I once split a fifth of VO with my friend drinking straight from the bottle. Finished it in about 45 minutes. Held myself together too. Watched that movie barbershop and didn't even make that much of an *** out of myself.
The worst I generally ever do when drunk is storm off from wherever I am and walk/stumble home. Though one time a couple years back, I was in an area of the city I wasn't too familiar with. I took a wrong turn and ended up in a pretty gritty area. I'm not sure exactly what happened (blacked out pretty good), but apparently I broke into an office building (small lawyer's office) with an ATM card, and spent the night there in a chair. Woke up and had absolutely no idea where I was. Strangest experience I've ever had.
Though I have thrown up in the toilet while urinating at the same time. That was pretty wierd, but at least I didn't make a mess.
Jan 20, 2006 06:48 pm Now THAT's coordination!
Jan 20, 2006 07:19 pm Geeze guys, you're all making me want to give up drinkin'...... nah.... but I ain't watchin' that video!
Jan 20, 2006 07:25 pm Hell, naw, I'm not watching either!!! To watch, I'd have to watch at work. Don't want to get caught. Plus it sounds way too disgusting. Imagining is bad enough.
Jan 20, 2006 07:27 pm ren faire one year, started my drinking with a bottle of vodka, then a 6 pack, and then random other alchohols. Got so drunk I woke up in someone elses camp, sleeping under a matt, face first in an antbed. Found out luckily i wasn't allergic to ants...
girlfriend at last ren fair decided to hit our 10 ft beer bong, but she didn't like beer so she loaded it with tequila, drained that and proceeded to have some smirnoff ice. Tried to make out with me and ended p almost biting off my nipples and french kissing my nose. I went back to our tent to go to bed. Found her the next morning in one of our friends tent covered n her own vomit. Luckily she doesn't drink as heavily anymore.
Jan 20, 2006 07:53 pm One of our friend's daughters drank a fifth of whiskey while doing ummm... shall we say, coca-cola, and wound up passing out, then her heart stopped... Rushed her to ER, recharged her batteries and pumped her stomach... she made it...
I don't do things like that myself....
Jan 21, 2006 02:19 am Nope, cant say I am into mass cunsumption these days. A few beers or what have you and I call it a night.
By the way, the 2 liter affair was an all day thing. I believe I started around 8 in the morning. It was a huge party on the lake we lived on at the time. Almost 20 years ago now.
coolo, I agree that is definately a good trick.
Jan 21, 2006 09:56 am I drank an entire fifth of JD once... I was on tour... I believe in Bonner Springs, KS.
I don't remember much but apparently I vomited on Tyson Ritter's (All American Rejects) shoes.
I had a hangover for like 3 days.
That was in June/July '05... and I haven't really drank anything since.
Jan 21, 2006 10:00 am well, nothing like making an impression, eh?
I can honestly say my drinking got cut way back last year about the saem time I started training M.A. so it was a two-fold good effect, getting in shape and not drinking as much...
Jan 21, 2006 11:41 am Yeah I also cut back a lot, but I was never really a heavy drinker. At 110-115 lbs it doesn't take much to get me trashed.
Jan 21, 2006 09:52 pm So kids, take it to heart. The lessons we have learned in our younger days have made us wiser in our older days.
For me it was having the kids and needing to put forth a good example that curbed my drinking days. As well it is hell to get up and go to work the next day.
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