Oct 26, 2005 09:46 pm lol ...sex offender...
halloween costumes?
Posted on Oct 26, 2005 08:16 pm
fortymile
Member Since: Jan 18, 2003
did i do this thread last year? anyway...i have a bunch of ideas but most are too troublesome or expensive to make.
like the cigarette suit. where you go completley naked but have horizontal elastic straps along your body, from which you hang hundreds of cigs, thus covering you. you encourage people to pluck the cigs all night. quality cigs are placed up high, two year old stale basics down low. deal is, if you pluck it, you smoke it.
or the gas powered sweater. attach a 2 cycle chain saw engine to a sweater, run it, and claim that if you shut it off the sweater unravels. this would be the most annoying costume ever. imagine trying to pick up girls in this.
i wanted to go as a 1950's school principal, but im not sure if i can make myself totally black and white and have it look really truly monochrome.
so i dont have a costume. if anyone asks me wheres my costume, im gonna say i'm a sex offender. then im gonna offend the person and ask for sex.
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Oct 26, 2005 09:46 pm lol ...sex offender...
Oct 27, 2005 11:57 am How 'bout dangling a potatoe in front of your crotch and go as a 'dictater' ?... or maybe make a nightstand/table on your shoulders, place an alarm clock on it, an ashtray, a couple of condoms, wear a lampshade on your mellon, and go as a 'one night stand' ?
Oct 27, 2005 12:12 pm Write the "F" word across the bridge of your nose.
If anyone asks what you are, say, "F*** Knows"
I did have a cool idea, but ran out of time to make it for this year:
Get an old (but clean....) stocking, and put it over a mannequin head or similar (to get an idea of nose/eye/mouth placement). Make the "Facesucker" from the Alien movies from some foam, and glue it onto the stocking - allowing for you to be able to see in between the legs. Paint the facesucker, and then cut away all the stocking that is not covered with foam. Since the legs go all the way around the back, it should hold in place. No other costume necessary, and everyone will know what it is. And, it's completely gruesome.
Oct 27, 2005 05:56 pm I just sit at home and scare the kids.
If I were to go out in costume it would be as me. That is scary enough! :-)
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