Transvestite Crime Gang Plaguing New Orleans

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I dunno whether to laugh or cry...

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Prince CZAR-ming
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Since: Apr 08, 2004


Jun 27, 2006 09:27 am

sounds like it's time for a tazer and a pair of hand-cuffs.

Maybe some mace, or pepper spray for good measure, seeing as how a tazer is a one-shot only kind of deal.

Member
Since: Aug 13, 2005


Jun 27, 2006 09:38 am

OOOH, yeah,Cuff em then Tazer to the delicate parts,might sort their heads out too.

I am not a crook's head
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Since: Mar 14, 2003


Jun 27, 2006 09:41 am

Easy now, those are my homies.

I think this article has some of the best terms and phrases in a news article yet this year.

"kleptomaniacal showgirls" is now in my permanent vocabulary. I'll use it at every opportunity.

And this has to be the best sentence ever in a news article:

"Next door at Winky’s, Bonga heard people screaming inside Vegas, then saw a blur of cheap wigs and masculine legs in designer shoes streak past her door."

:-D

Answer:On a good day, lipstick.
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Since: Jun 24, 2004


Jun 27, 2006 06:20 pm

“The other two guys took off down the street and jumped into a car driven by a real girl.”

A real girl!
There's your ringleader...

B*tch.




String bender
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Since: Unknown


Jun 27, 2006 06:23 pm

Wow, I was hoping there was going to be a punch line when I opened this one. well there is that "kleptomaniacal showgirls" line. Crazy stuff.

Hold 'Em Czar
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Since: Dec 30, 2004


Jun 27, 2006 07:16 pm

[quote]“The other two guys took off down the street and jumped into a car driven by a real girl.”

A real girl!
There's your ringleader...

B*tch.[/quote]


LMFAO!

oh that was good stuff! *still gigglin'*

Czar of Midi
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Since: Apr 04, 2002


Jun 28, 2006 08:26 pm

What has this world come too????

Still laughing though.

It is a pity that honest peep's have to suffer because somebody else has to get their jollies.

Eat Spam before it eats YOU!!!
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Since: May 11, 2002


Jun 28, 2006 08:36 pm

"The transvestites, Ogle said, appear to be drug-addicted and fearless in their lust for designer shoes, jackets and jewelry."

lol

Member
Since: Aug 13, 2005


Jun 29, 2006 05:13 am

Ok,if I see em I'll hit em wi me handbag.

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