Feb 14, 2006 12:15 pm Hehehehe. Not only was she an idiot for doing that, but what the hell does she think $3 is going to buy? In today's market? Sheesh!
Don't do drugs m'kay
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Feb 14, 2006 12:15 pm Hehehehe. Not only was she an idiot for doing that, but what the hell does she think $3 is going to buy? In today's market? Sheesh!
Feb 14, 2006 12:17 pm that was my first thought too...$3?!?
Feb 14, 2006 12:26 pm Prolly some poor 'ol gal that still had her '69 Woodstock ticket in her bell-bottoms .
Feb 14, 2006 12:27 pm "20-year-old woman"
sad really, that is one burnt chick...
Feb 14, 2006 12:54 pm 20 !? Man, what are they teaching kaids these days !?
Feb 14, 2006 12:57 pm Two words:
Natural Selection
Feb 14, 2006 01:28 pm It really amazes me what some people will do. Just the other day, here in Vancouver, someone reported to the cops that their house had been broken into and they stole all his pot plants!!
Feb 14, 2006 01:38 pm I was watching Cops the other day, don't ask me why, I hate the damn show. But, some crackhead got ripped off by her crack dealer, and when a cop was driving by she ran in front of the car, and proceeded to tell the cop that she wanted to buy some crack but the dealer just took her money and didn't give her any crack for it. She also told the officer how many tricks she had to turn in order to earn said money. They ended up arresting the lady but not the dealer, who had 3-4 kids running around the yard. My jaw was gaping in amazement.
Feb 14, 2006 01:57 pm oh, man, I love that show...it just makes me feel that much better about myself...some of the greatest redneck moments ever in that show...
I think the best episode I ever saw was a domestic disturbance call that was wacky, one cop interviewing everybody involved winds up finding out that the "couple" are cousins and everybody was somehow related...that cop tells other cops that on camera and they were working VERY hard to not break out into laughter because they were all complete rednecks, guys wearing their wife-beater tank tops, girls wearing ripped, over sized old jerseys and stuff, fat and nasty...I still laugh thinking about that episode...
Feb 14, 2006 02:43 pm Now that's quality entertainment!
Feb 14, 2006 02:45 pm maybe you just had to see it, but, well, as Larry the Cable Guy says:
"I don't care who ya are, that was some funny stuff right there"
Feb 14, 2006 03:26 pm yeah i saw that episode of cops too! her 'dealer' was all like "no i'm not a dealer, i'm a prostitute,"! the cop couldn't arrest them because no crime was commited. haha
Feb 14, 2006 04:16 pm cop: are you on drugs now?
crackhead: no, i dont use drugs
cop: are you high right now?
(he was really high)
crackhead: no, i havent used any drugs today
cop: when was the last time you used?
crackhead: yesterday, it was my sons birthday
cop:you just said you dont use drugs
crackhead: i quit after the party
cop: but youre high right now
crackhead: but not on crack, i've been drinking and smoking pot.
he was arrested for drunk driving, possesion, driving under a suspended license, and having stolen tags.
crackhead: the tags are good, they are from my neighbors car
ahhahhhaha, oh man, i wish i could remember it all- in a wife beater and shorts, no shoes and the mullet billy ray cirus wanted but could never grow
and i agree with db, it makes me feel better about myself to watch cops. at least once a week i squeeze in a half hour episode..
Feb 14, 2006 04:22 pm Ronnie Dobbs!
anyone watch Mr. Show??
bascally he was a regular on Cops, who got famous for beein' nutty!
Feb 14, 2006 04:37 pm Dude! Ronnie Dobbs! I Loooooooved Pusifer (another one of maynards band) doing the song "ronny dobbs" lol. And no, he got famous for being the most arrested man on televsion. After he got arrested in every state he had to go to other countries, then finally into space! Oh man I have to go watch Ronnie Dobbs, the musical now.
Feb 17, 2006 03:08 pm Yeah WYD, that's the one. that was absolutely hilarious!
Feb 17, 2006 03:09 pm *busts out of a shipping crate, covered in powder*
"I WAS BAKING A CAKE!" "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME MOTHER F&*%ER"
Feb 17, 2006 03:48 pm I'll give anybody a dollar that recognizes this:
"Say, you clowns are on dope!"
"You didn't see nothing old man. We're just five happy party clowns, sitting down to a plate of beef. White...powdery...beef."
teheeeheee
Feb 17, 2006 03:50 pm lol, i have no idea what that's from, but it sounds funny as hell!
Feb 17, 2006 05:19 pm I think it is from Shakes the Clown with Bobcat and Robbin Williams
Feb 17, 2006 07:09 pm wow, real stupid!
I hate watching cops but the funniest one I ever saw was this dude who got pulled over for having bad plates. When the cop went back to check his id to see if he had warrants, the dude took off running (cuz he had a bunch of parking tickets he hadn't paid off of all things...) The cop starts running after him, and the camera man too. Now, not a one of these 3 people are in any kind of shape to run more than a block. The suspect runs about 2 blocks and goes to climb a fence but is too tired to get more than one leg off the ground. The cop finally catches up and is too tired to arrest the guy and just put his arm on the back of the suspect who is bent over at the waist huffing and puffing. They both just sit there trying to catch their breath, neither of them struggling against each other. They couldn't arrest the guy until a second cop finally drove up. It was sooooo funny!
Feb 17, 2006 09:56 pm Hahahah Coolo that sounds about like me if I were in law enforcement. I haven't broken past a trot in months.
I owe you a dollar BeerHunter. But I don't own any Canadian currency! Plus with the exchange rate, its more like 75 cents anyways, isn't it? That'd take care of postage...tell ya what, I'll just keep the dollar, OK? LOL :-D
What a funny show that was...It is, after all, the self-proclaimed Citizen Cane of alcoholic clown movies!
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