Poetic Justice
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Posted on Dec 28, 2007 08:56 am
dbmasters
Administrator Since: Apr 03, 2002
Heard some news the the patriarch of the Hilton family, creator of the riches, is giving 2.5% of his wealth to a couple family members and ALL the rest is going to charity.
That's awesome.
The awesomest part is that 0% is going to Paris, as the man (Baron Hilton or something) has said she is the biggest embarrassment the family has ever had...
Maybe she'll be seen saying "do you wanna super size that" in the near future :-D
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Keith WarrenMans reach exceeds his graspMember
Since: Oct 23, 2007
Dec 28, 2007 09:06 am Good. I think a dose of reality ought to do her some good. She'll probly revert to pornography to offset her losses, lol.
Dec 28, 2007 09:13 am There is a porn I'll never see...
Maybe it's just me, but I like girls with curves...nice, girly curves...she has none...
pjkPrince CZAR-mingMember
Since: Apr 08, 2004
Dec 28, 2007 09:18 am I thought that very same thing when I was reading your post: expect to see her in playboy soon, and probably others after that.
Didn't she already do a 'one night in paris' type thing? Oh yeah, it was that private home movie thing.
Maybe she'll go pro, and actually turn the lights on this time =).
Well, at least she's got her singing career . . . oh yeah, wait . . .
well, at least she's got her acting career . . . oh yeah, not that either . . .
oh well. maybe she'll marry money =).
Dec 28, 2007 09:22 am She'll live off of little cameo roles and endorsements of silly products like Paris perfume and stuff...and then she's a designer of handbags...or handjobs, or something...
Keith WarrenMans reach exceeds his graspMember
Since: Oct 23, 2007
Dec 28, 2007 09:25 am It shouldn't be hard for her to find some poor schlub to take her in.
I just think it's great that she wont be parading around, getting news coverage for being a complete waste on society.
You've got a point too pj, she's tried everything and she's no good at any of it. It'll be interesting to see if she can come up with another way of making money then going to the ATM or hacking hollywood jobs.
Dec 28, 2007 09:37 am Oh, it may give her more coverage...the exiled grand child of a billionaire...great media...poor me type crap.
Supposedly she actually is a pretty good designer, I dunno myself, I am no fashionable anything, but I guess she is...from what I have heard/read/whatever.
I just think it's great the patriarch of the family called her out publicly as the waste of flesh and oxygen that she is...though she'll be just fine anyway...
pjkPrince CZAR-mingMember
Since: Apr 08, 2004
Dec 28, 2007 11:04 am I just saw recently that she had a bit part in the George Lopez show, being a tutor for his kid.
Understandably, the kid was way too interested in her looks, and not in his studies =).
In the show, she was more demure and toned down, and quite attractive. Much moreso than the pix on the tabloids =).
TallChapAnswer:On a good day, lipstick.Member
Since: Jun 24, 2004
Dec 28, 2007 11:55 am Quote:
Maybe it's just me, but I like girls with curves...nice, girly curves
Not just you....
Perhaps she can get a loan from Nicole Richie
Dec 28, 2007 12:52 pm [quote]Man #1: Are you a blithering idiot?"
Man #2: "No, but I did stay in the Paris Hilton last night."[/quote]
Dec 28, 2007 12:54 pm Man #3 off camera: "better go to the doctor for some lotion to clear that up"
Noize2uCzar of MidiAdministrator
Since: Apr 04, 2002
Dec 28, 2007 10:02 pm Yep, I'll third the curves thing. Way to skinny to be attractive at all. And well...
There is the fact she probably will give you something you need to go to the doctor for.
Like any rich tramp, she will probably survive. Bummer on that.