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...bringing sexy back
Member Since: Jul 01, 2002

I wrote a song JUST FOR YOU guys!





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Ne'er ate 'er
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Since: Apr 05, 2006


Dec 14, 2007 09:24 am

Hey man, YouTube is blocked here at the college, but I'll give it a look later!

Czar of Turd Polish
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Since: Jun 20, 2006


Dec 14, 2007 09:48 am

Blocked here too :(

Cone Poker
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Since: Apr 07, 2002


Dec 14, 2007 12:05 pm

ahahahahahahahaha That was good man... good times.

Ne'er ate 'er
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Since: Apr 05, 2006


Dec 14, 2007 02:46 pm

Very nice. Only a matter of time before a Coke exec sees that and signs you on.

Ya just can't have too many product endorsement deals. They're the real thing!

Member
Since: Jan 24, 2006


Dec 14, 2007 02:50 pm

Great track :)

Being ignorant, is that actually you ???

Ne'er ate 'er
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Since: Apr 05, 2006


Dec 14, 2007 02:52 pm

Yeah, that's him. Check the pics in his profile..

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Since: Apr 03, 2002


Dec 14, 2007 02:55 pm

that is awesome.

also, my single biggest addiction, personally.

Quote:
Only a matter of time before a Coke exec sees that and signs you on.


or sues him...

Ne'er ate 'er
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Since: Apr 05, 2006


Dec 14, 2007 03:01 pm

Quote:
or sues him...


Here's hoping that Coke isn't using the same brainless lawyers as the RIAA...

...bringing sexy back
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Since: Jul 01, 2002


Dec 15, 2007 05:42 pm

I'm getting sued for sure. Its OK, I have a song for Pepsi writen to pay the legal bills

Cone Poker
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Since: Apr 07, 2002


Dec 15, 2007 05:43 pm

lmao that was great dude... pepsi...

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Since: Jan 18, 2003


Dec 15, 2007 05:47 pm

mmm gonna get me some coke today.

...bringing sexy back
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Since: Jul 01, 2002


Dec 15, 2007 05:47 pm

Its called "Pepsi At Ramadan"

Sample lyric:

"I love Pepsi at Ramadan
Cos I'm a man
Ooooooooo yeah, I'm a man
I love Pepsi
Woohoo"

It's a work in progress right now...

...bringing sexy back
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Since: Jul 01, 2002


Dec 15, 2007 05:48 pm

PS: For anyone who wondered what it's like running your own music production and distribution company, this is kind how it rolls

Cone Poker
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Since: Apr 07, 2002


Dec 15, 2007 05:57 pm

I love pepsi at ramadan
I love pepsi all the time
I love pepsi at ramadan
and that's a hard word to rhyme

yeah...

...bringing sexy back
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Since: Jul 01, 2002


Dec 15, 2007 06:05 pm

All I got was "stabber man" but I didn't think that'd fly with Pepsi's corporate image...

Ne'er ate 'er
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Since: Apr 05, 2006


Dec 15, 2007 06:11 pm

Weirdo.

Cone Poker
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Since: Apr 07, 2002


Dec 15, 2007 06:11 pm

standin on the beach with a can in my hand
starin at the stars, starin at the sand
starin down the barrel at the pepsi on the ground
the bubbles don't move and it doesn't make a sound
I'm alive... I'm dead
I'm a stranger... drinking a pepsi...

ok yeah that didn't work.

Ne'er ate 'er
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Since: Apr 05, 2006


Dec 15, 2007 06:13 pm

Anything but Pepsi
Makes me dyslexi


Sorta rhymes.

Administrator
Since: Apr 03, 2002


Dec 15, 2007 06:14 pm

Quote:
Weirdo.


Realize this is coming from a guy named Herb Utsmelz...

:-D

Ne'er ate 'er
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Since: Apr 05, 2006


Dec 15, 2007 06:18 pm

Pot,

Why yes, I am black.

Kettle

Czar of Midi
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Since: Apr 04, 2002


Dec 15, 2007 06:29 pm

Dude, that rocks!

If coke isn't smart enough to pick up on the simple things in life then it is just not fair. :-)

That bit harkens back to the commercial they had about 20 years ago with all the different nations singing about buying the world a Coke and teaching the world to sing in perfect harmony. Simple, yet effective. And gets the message across nicely.

Good going dude!

I personally liked it.

Czar of Midi
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Since: Apr 04, 2002


Dec 15, 2007 07:04 pm

We don't allow Pepsi products in this house. The occasional mountain dew wanders in. Then I have to have an exorcist here to remove the satan worshiping evil from my house.

If my sis in law and her hubby bring Pepsi I make them leave it outside. The dog can come in but don't bring that devil brew in my house! And keep it in a brown paper sack so the neighbor's don't see it.

Cone Poker
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Since: Apr 07, 2002


Dec 15, 2007 07:34 pm

it ain't no joke i'd like to be the world a coke and teach the world to sing in perfect harmony.

Hold 'Em Czar
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Since: Dec 30, 2004


Dec 16, 2007 04:01 am

aww come on noize, why ya be hatin'
coke is just as bad, it's all that suggah we be wastin'
i know the truth hurts, weather you like it or not
but it's pepsi AND coke that we gotta boycott
they make our kids fat, and they make our teeth rot
ain't nothin' good come from these hypin' idioht's
they trademark their colors and they copy write their logo's
sellin' junk to the public like we're a bunch of hobo's
now let me make my self just perfectly clear
i want coke, i want pepsi, i want them all to get the F outta here!

Member
Since: Aug 13, 2005


Dec 16, 2007 04:30 am

I love Pepsi at Ramadan
I live without food,but not a can
Then I eat a curry like a man
Pepsi Cola fan,that I am.

...bringing sexy back
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Since: Jul 01, 2002


Dec 16, 2007 05:21 pm

God, what did I start?

Czar of Midi
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Since: Apr 04, 2002


Dec 16, 2007 07:37 pm

You just fanned the flames a bit. (pun intended) The battle between good (Coke) and evil (Pepsi) has raged for years.

You simply brought forth from its resting place the quiet battle that has endured throughout time.

I shall now remove my sword from its sacred scabbard, dawn my armor and prepare to defend thy most holy Coke product from the evil onslaught of the most unholy clan Pepsi.

Member
Since: Jan 18, 2003


Dec 16, 2007 07:52 pm

when a restaurant does not serve coke, i am forced to drink pepsi. :(

when i was a kid i drank pepsi before it became clear the coke was superior.

i heard you can bake ham in a cherry coke marinade.

i would like to try fried coke. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_Coke

Czar of Midi
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Since: Apr 04, 2002


Dec 16, 2007 08:09 pm

I make a mean french onion soup that has Coke in it. And I also started doing a Coke Brat recipe for when we are camping with the scouts. Can't use beer so the Coke turned out to be a nice surprise with the onions cooked in the Coke for about an hour. It is killer. I have a few others as well. Not tried fried Coke yet though.

Cone Poker
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Since: Apr 07, 2002


Dec 16, 2007 08:58 pm

I actually like pepsi and love mounstin dew. quick count shows 8 mountain dew cans within like 7 inches of me. I also enjoy RC cola. And coke as well is good.


but the dew is king.

Hold 'Em Czar
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Since: Dec 30, 2004


Dec 17, 2007 09:01 am

ooOooOOooweeee nothin' like high fructose corn syrup and caffeine to give you a jump on the day. makes me feel like a million bucks.

bah!

support your dentists, drink soda.

almost as dumb as cigarettes, but at least it tastes good.

Administrator
Since: Apr 03, 2002


Dec 17, 2007 09:03 am

Man, as many personal demons as I have fought in life, Coca Cola is the toughest...got one right now sitting in front of me...yummy and fizzy and cold.

Hold 'Em Czar
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Since: Dec 30, 2004


Dec 17, 2007 09:09 am

i think alot of it is tied to young feelings....like, when you're a kid, and you REALLY love the drink, because at the time, it WAS a treat....simply tasting that again, lets you go into some sort of 'remission' back to your youth...

i had the dew addiction for a few years back twards the end of high school....looking back, i had a REAL tough time waking up in time to make it to school, and when i did, the FIRST thing i grabbed on my way out was a dew....caffine is every bit as bad/evil/addictive as nicotine. no doubt about it.

i can handle iced tea every once and a while, but if you give me a 20oz of dew and i drink it, i get the shakes...it IS a very powerful drug/stimulant that has all the same properties of the same genre of harder drugs....it's just mild enough to be legal.

Administrator
Since: Apr 03, 2002


Dec 17, 2007 09:14 am

Yeah, back when I was doing a lot of meth and crap I was also drinking about a 12 pack of dew a day...honestly, I don't know how the hell I lived thru my 20's.

I stop drinking Coke for a few weeks, loose tons of fat weight, but then wind up in a fast food place out of necessity/convenience at some point, have a Coke and baddabing, I am right back to ground zero.

At home I try to switch to Green Tea, which I really dig but sometimes that fizzy coke is just yummy.

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Since: Aug 13, 2005


Dec 17, 2007 11:47 am

Whisky n Coke 50/50 (sorry Co Co)+3 ice cubes mmmmmm ;)

Cone Poker
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Since: Apr 07, 2002


Dec 17, 2007 01:48 pm

drinkin me a dew right now. I probably drink around 7 or 8 a day...

Czar of Midi
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Since: Apr 04, 2002


Dec 17, 2007 07:12 pm

Yep, the green tea does it for me as well. I had to quit the coffee or Coke and chose to stop drinking coffee. At least on a daily basis. My Coke habit was over a 12 pack a day for many years. Now I really try to limit it to one or two per day on the weekdays and maybe 3 or 4 on the weekends.

And ya, WYD is correct about the addiction thing. Without the daily dose of caffeine I get a massive head ache by late morning. One coke or large green teat swilled rapidly and it is gone in less then 15 minutes.

But ya, like dB said. And ice cold fizzy Coke is always the best.

Head Knocker
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Since: May 20, 2007


Dec 18, 2007 01:40 am

I have drank Diet Coke, "Just for the taste of it," ever since it came out in the early 80s. I used to drink a 12 pack but I've honed it down to three or four a day.

All kinds of people have told me that NutriSweet is toxic and there have been studies and people have gotten ill and died. BUT, if you do a search on Aspartame and actually try to find where the studies were done and by whom, and try to find a single real, verifiable illness, you won't find anything.

Aspartame is made from whole milk and bananas. I know. I designed the control and instrument systems for the first plant to make it at Monsanto in St. Louis in 1976. That's why they named it NutriSweet because it came from nutrient rich ingredients.

Prince CZAR-ming
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Since: Apr 08, 2004


Dec 18, 2007 09:25 am

I'm on mostly tea now too. Was a Dew fan, and Coke fan for years, but I think I replaced most of that for beer.

After the beer left, I went to coffee. Whew, man, that wasn't the ticket for me. Way too nerved up. Now I drink black and/or green tea, with an occasional Dew about 1 or 2 a month.

I also think Pepsi is crap. It tastes like dirt to me.

At a county fair, they were giving the coke vs pepsi taste test, I picked coke 6 out of 7 times (on different days).

Ne'er ate 'er
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Since: Apr 05, 2006


Dec 18, 2007 09:46 am

I was a die-hard "anti-diet soda" snob until about six months ago. Give me sugar or give me death! Then the waistline started talking to me, and I did the math on my intake. 1000 calories/day just from soda :-0

I switched to Diet Pepsi MAX (CAFFEINE!) and Diet Cherry Coke. Cross-platform. I've lost 15 lbs., and now the taste of regular pop is too sweet.

It was tough to make the switch though.

Administrator
Since: Apr 03, 2002


Dec 18, 2007 09:50 am

Yeah, I just honestly can't stand the taste of diet soda, I have to drink the hard stuff or nothing...besides that, with a lot of the diet soda the artificial sweetener is worse for you than the real thing...I am trying, at work, to replace soda with water and Emergen-C flavored, vitamin mix...so I am now down to one soda a day that last few days...of course, it's one of the big one liter ones, but still...

Of course I'm the guy that tells his wife "yep, only had three beers at the bar"...leaving out the fact they were the big 25 or 32 ouncers... :-)

www.TheLondonProject.ca
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Dec 18, 2007 10:02 am

I have a lot of bad habits but fortunately soda is not one of them. I'll have a Coke maybe at most once a week. Soda is way too sweet for me. I think you'll be able to guess my beverage of choice pretty easily. :-)

Administrator
Since: Apr 03, 2002


Dec 18, 2007 10:04 am

I have no idea...wouldn't even know where to start guessing :-D

Czar of Midi
Administrator
Since: Apr 04, 2002


Dec 18, 2007 06:26 pm

Yep, I am trying to switch to a more healthy beverage choice most times now. The Crystal Lite little packets have some great flavors Like Pommegrantie and such that are not bad. And ya, now in cold and flu season the Emergen-C thing is great. But you can only mix like 6 or 8 ounces of water in with the ones I have found.

BH, I'm stuck. What could possibly be your beverage of choice?? :-O

Frisco's Most Underrated
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Since: Jan 28, 2003


Dec 18, 2007 06:58 pm

Man, I rarely drink sodas, even though I'm a sucker for a good root beer. About the only time I do is when I get a burrito, I might splurge for a Jarritos (mexican soda), tamarind flavor. Ooooh yeah. Nothing like soda made from actual sugar, not that high fructose corn syrup junk, and in a glass bottle.

Now if I could only cut the snack foods out, I'd be doing pretty good (no alcohol, rarely soda, no meat, no drugs....)

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