What do you think of these Lyrics.

Posted on Jun 06, 2007 08:57 pm
calvinisright9
Hindu Not Hitler !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Member Since: May 28, 2007

Hope this doesn't offend any one. Do not steal I own this.

This is your Jesus

Jesus was a dinosaur
Sent back in time from space
To stop the rebellion of the pagan droids
From blowing up your face

Jesus used his blaster rays
To defeat the pagan tanks
He barely won that narrow fight
Oh, **** here comes their planes

This is your Jesus
As never known before
This is your Jesus
He was a dinosaur

The pagans tried their air attacks
Jesus tried to fend them off
But the blaster rays drained his energy
So he had to stop and cough

Because Jesus was out of breath
They shot him out of the air
So his magical gnomes of destiny
Had to get their asses out of their chairs

This is your Jesus
As never known before
This is your Jesus
He was a dinosaur

So the gnomes came to his rescue
Because they needed him to lead
So they bombed the **** out of the pagans
Until they finally agreed

But instead of giving Jesus back
The pagans gave them gold
They really wanted to torture him
And from there the gnomes were sold

They put a nail in his left arm
Then jammed one in the right
Jesus cried in agony
And his screams consumed the night

They made him climb to the top of the hill
With the torture on his back
But soon the gnomes spent all their gold
And came back to save his ***

So they beamed him up into the sky
With their mighty gravity beams
And now you can finally see
That your religion is not what it seems.

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