And you thought "The King" was creepy before...

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I am not a crook's head
Member Since: Mar 14, 2003

I've always been kinda creeped out by Burger King's latest mascot. But this sends it into a whole new level of dream-invading, chill-inducing horror:

today.msnbc.msn.com/id/28284679?GT1=43001

Yes that's right. A meat-scented body spray. And that photo at the head of the article is just...well...ugh!

OK so its not actually meat-scented. But still...

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Administrator
Since: Apr 03, 2002


Dec 18, 2008 12:41 pm

oh jeezuz, there is something I can't unsee...that said, the Victoria Secret slide show in the column of that page helps ease the pain a bit. That said, I wonder if they ever have "fashion shows" with runway models wearing just new fashions in clothes people would actually wear...

Eat Spam before it eats YOU!!!
Member
Since: May 11, 2002


Dec 18, 2008 09:24 pm

yeah... this will last as long as people don't try to eat the body spray... which has probably already occurred...

Czar of Midi
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Since: Apr 04, 2002


Dec 18, 2008 11:00 pm

Good lord, I hope my youngest does not see this. He would be one to dose himself before school and head out.

But ya, the image is now embedded. I think I need to go visit a naughty page or two to get rid of it. :-)

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Since: Sep 19, 2008


Dec 19, 2008 02:03 am

There's something very wrong about that whole concept, and I just can't process what it is.

Member
Since: Jan 18, 2003


Dec 19, 2008 07:12 am

this is the most awesome thing i've ever heard of

Chief Cook and Bottle Washer
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Since: May 10, 2002


Dec 19, 2008 08:47 am

Yessireeedey Napolian, you too can smell like the whoper! Comming soon: With our without onions, extra pickles, and the daring left on the grill a little too long! And Gals, don't despair! Soon to be released, ode-da-whaler is on it's way! Brought to you by King Friday the XIII!

This is just mega-wrong.

Ne'er ate 'er
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Since: Apr 05, 2006


Dec 19, 2008 08:47 am

What could be worse, you ask? How about Benihana's Sushi for Women.

Chief Cook and Bottle Washer
Member
Since: May 10, 2002


Dec 19, 2008 08:53 am

Wendy's could enter the competition with essence of hot and juicy.

I am not a crook's head
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Since: Mar 14, 2003


Dec 19, 2008 12:09 pm

Quote:
essence of hot and juicy


I think you just named America's next hit cable-friendly soft-porn B-movie!

Chief Cook and Bottle Washer
Member
Since: May 10, 2002


Dec 20, 2008 08:05 am

That's a stitch Tadpui,

Maybe McDoodles can get in there too with "We do it all for you". I'll have coffee with two creams, one sugar, and a hit of bonnerall!

Member
Since: Aug 13, 2005


Dec 20, 2008 09:32 am

Just wipe your pits with a Big Whopper, it's sure to pull a few dogs :)

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