alright stop, get out your pen and calculator

Posted on Jul 13, 2007 11:07 am
whosyourdaddy00
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ice is back like my man Darth Vader

He actually did a promo for Turbo Tax....i don't know whos dumber, him or the marketing department at Turbo Tax

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whosyourdaddy00
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Jul 13, 2007 11:16 am

dig the 808!

i f'n sold mine for a hundred bucks when i was in a bind back in '99

idiot!

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Jul 13, 2007 11:16 am

what a waste of a nice drum machine!

whosyourdaddy00
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Jul 13, 2007 11:21 am

i really hope you're talkin' about the 808! hehe

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Jul 13, 2007 11:52 am

yeah, i REALLY want one

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Jul 13, 2007 11:52 am

im not joking, i do!

whosyourdaddy00
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Jul 13, 2007 11:56 am

in all honesty...the machine wasn't all that impressive to me...there's TONS of good 808 samples out there for the software samplers that sound just as good...the really cool thing it had was individual outputs for each drum...you could do some crazy routing with them.

programming it is pretty easy, but i prefered triggering it with cakewalk (professional 8)....it was quite noisy/dirty though.

one of the coolest things i did with it was record the Beastie Boys "Paul Revere"...i had to write out the beat on paper the program it backwards, record it, then flip it...but I GOT THAT MOFO!

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Jul 13, 2007 07:28 pm

haha, good work buddy!

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Jul 14, 2007 12:32 am

Dude, Ice Ice Baby actually was a good rap with good rhymes. that thing was so shitty even a deaf man would call it ****.

whosyourdaddy00
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Jul 14, 2007 04:45 am

hey, i was not into vanilla ice until i got his 'live in miami' tape.....man i had instant respect...the guy can work a crowd...which is a talent of it's own...but still, he will do anything for the right price, but this IS america, and that's just how we roll. so i can't blame him....but the fact that he would probably take a whiffle ball bat up his booty for the right publicity/money makes me doubt him....but if someone walked up to me and said..."we'll pay you a mil, all you hafta do is jack off this horse and make it SEEM like you love it", i just might do it....my integrity says NEVER, but my reality says "F it"...so i can't blame the man. he's not guilty of being a capitalist, he knows it's either that, or work for 'the man'. easy money. unfortunately the general public (thank god!) can see through it....well not at first, it may take 'em awhile.

whosyourdaddy00
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Jul 14, 2007 04:46 am

after reading my post, i gotta add, i'm from tennessee...so jackin' off a horse isn't all that uncommon.

i've seen jackass 2!

whosyourdaddy00
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Jul 14, 2007 04:48 am

and how does an atheist say 'thank god' anyway?!!! oh yeah, it's a "figure of speach"...ok now i'm exempt!

Noize2u
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Jul 14, 2007 11:31 pm

I'm not even gonna go there. The dudes a nut case if ya ask me. Him an that other little white guy rapper. Both a couple of story teller's in my book.

Crazy video though, made me laugh a little.