Aug 01, 2003 12:33 pm "How do I handle stress? Well, I find the source of the stress, and I break it's legs" - from some unknown b-movie that I forget, but the line has stuck with me.
Favorite Lines from MOVIES
Posted on Aug 01, 2003 12:20 pm
tonyd1970
The fat one always watches us.
Member Since: Nov 08, 2002
Ill start (duh)
"ya got anything to eat around here?"
"Just this piece of hard rock candy, but it aint for eatin, its just fur.....lookin through"
hahhah, man i love that
outlaw joesy wales
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Aug 01, 2003 12:33 pm "How do I handle stress? Well, I find the source of the stress, and I break it's legs" - from some unknown b-movie that I forget, but the line has stuck with me.
Aug 01, 2003 12:35 pm but this one goes to 11, see?
spinal tap
Aug 01, 2003 12:37 pm i talked to god and he says he thinks he can get me out of this one, but youre f&*Ked
braveheart
Aug 01, 2003 12:40 pm that...was a hell of a thing. whats wrong with them?
i dunno, come on lets go
that movie like star trek but with tim allen and sigorny weavers boobs right after they beamed up.
Aug 01, 2003 12:40 pm Dude, there are countless great oneliners in Spinal tap.
"Record it in Doubly"
"He died in a bizzarre gardening accident"
"a little green globule left on the drum seat"
"sexy? whats wrong with being sexy? No, Nigel, IST, sexIST!"
and the list goes on...
Aug 01, 2003 12:41 pm Quote:
that movie like star trek but with tim allen and sigorny weavers boobs right after they beamed up.
Galaxy Quest.
Aug 01, 2003 12:45 pm ya, thats the stuff- what happened to all the miners? there right there, they cant be more than 6 or 7.
hahahahahahahahhaaa
Aug 01, 2003 12:46 pm how come that went in 2wice?
Aug 01, 2003 12:48 pm cuz you hit the buttons twice, one more double post and I am gonna hunt you down like the dog that you are. :-P
Aug 01, 2003 12:52 pm ouch.....
well on that note, im skatin outta here, beer and sci-fi call. have a good weekend folks.
Aug 01, 2003 12:56 pm later, gator, catch ya when you get home.
Aug 01, 2003 01:27 pm "If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor. So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the f-ing car."
just one of many from Pulp Fiction
Aug 01, 2003 02:00 pm "cute cat , what's his name ?"
"annoying F%##in customer ."
randall Graves , Clerks
Aug 01, 2003 02:51 pm clint: "you a bounty killer?"
bounty killer: "man's gotta make a livin'"
clint: (threateningly, in the shadows): "dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy."
--the outlaw josey wales
Aug 01, 2003 03:00 pm " I want my two dollars !"
better off dead
Aug 01, 2003 03:02 pm Game Over Man! We're All Gonna F#ckin Die!
Aliens
Brains...Brains...
Send More Cops.
Return of the Living Dead
It's alive!!! Alive!!!
Frankenstine (1932) version
Aug 01, 2003 03:03 pm Quote:
" I want my two dollars !"
That's an AWESOME scene!
How about Jay talking to "God" (played by Alanis Morrisette) in Dogma, something like "What the **** do you ****** think your ****** doing ****** bring us way the **** out here for no good ****** reason....****"
One of my all-time favorite movies...Dogma is one of the best. There is a lot of scary truths in that wacky flick.
Aug 01, 2003 04:21 pm "I tole you touch noting, but you bunch of cowboys!"
Armageddon
Aug 01, 2003 05:53 pm This could go on and on and never be a bad thread.
Here's mine (1st one anyway)
"We're gonna need a bigger boat." Jaws
Aug 01, 2003 06:22 pm But look at the bones man, hes got fangs like this!
m-p-and the holy grail
and now the wife has some from clueless, but she has to watch the parts again.
Aug 01, 2003 06:29 pm heres one from tonyd's wife erika......
"If it's a concussion you have to ask her questions"
"What's 7 times 7?"
"No, stuff she knows!"
Clueless - my favourite movie!
Aug 01, 2003 06:34 pm "this one time, at band camp...."
American Pie
"I'm going to kill you until you die from it"
Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie
"Higher, Higher, Burning Fire making music like a Choir"
Blix from Legend
"Alo"
"Did you just say 'Hello'?"
"No, i said 'Alo'."
Worm from Labrynth
"See, i told you but 'No, it's just a little rabbit' you say"
MP- Holy Grail
Aug 01, 2003 08:02 pm [quote]Game Over Man! We're All Gonna F#ckin Die!
Aliens[/quote]
no way jues, i was gonna say the same thing. Hudson: "This just ain't happening man, this just ain't happening. Just what the @#$% are we supposed to do now, man? We're some real pretty s#!t now!". Then Hick grabs him up, "Are you finsihed?". I could probably quote every line from that movie. My fav flick of all time.
"They mostly come at night.... mostly"
Aug 01, 2003 11:26 pm "Tis but a flesh wound." MP the Holy Grail
"Are we ever gonna score?" "I will, but you probably aren't" Butthead to Beavis in Beavis and Butthead do America
Aug 02, 2003 01:46 am Pulp Fiction: "I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother ******, mother ******."
Spinal Tap: "Why don't you just make 10 louder?" "I don't understand..."
Holy Grail: "And thou shall count to three. Not four, not two, but three. Three shall be the number counted, and the number of the counting shall be three..."
Aug 02, 2003 02:51 am She's baking a loaf of bread....and it smells like sourdough....Me Myself and Irene
I just lost my virginity in a confessional booth, LORD HAVE MERCY!...Detroit Rock City
(singing)Im a virgin girl, I wait till Im married...Shock Em Dead
Aug 02, 2003 04:26 am Bethany " so you're say in heaven sex is viewed as a joke ?'
The meditron " As I'm to understand it , it's viewed the same way down here."
"there is no greater sin than central air ."
-dogma
"what the F@# is the internet ?"
Aug 02, 2003 09:23 am "Are you gonna bark all day little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"
"If you keep talking like a *****, I'm gonna slap you like a *****"
Just a couple from Reservoir Dogs
Aug 02, 2003 01:25 pm "What the **** is the internet?" is probably one of Jay's best lines.
Aug 02, 2003 01:43 pm "Fly fat *** fly !"
Jay Muses has so many one liners
Aug 02, 2003 04:41 pm " " - from every movie Silent Bob has ever been in.
Aug 03, 2003 01:07 pm Better yet...
"THE SIGN! ON THE BACK OF THE CAR! IT SAID CRITTERS OF HOLLYWOOD, YOU STUPID ****!"
Aug 03, 2003 11:47 pm "Size adjusting fit"
"power laces ALRIGHT!"
-back to the future 2
every other line in that movie seems to have been directed as to stick in your head
Aug 04, 2003 01:39 am "losers always whine about doing their best, but winners go home and F@#$CK the prom Queen!!!"
-sean connery , The ROCK
Aug 04, 2003 05:19 am smile, you son of a *****! - jaws
the names bond, james bond - any of em
honor blackman 'i'm pussy galore', sean connery 'i musht be dreaming!' james bond
Aug 04, 2003 12:18 pm "What would you say...you do here?" - Office Space (what a great movie!)
Aug 04, 2003 05:00 pm My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die....
My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die....
Princess Bride
Nov 13, 2004 12:14 pm Ted : Who are you?
Bill: Ted, it's the Grim Reaper, dude.
Ted : Oh. How's it hanging, Death?
Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey
BTW I just Stole My Brother's Keyboard :P
Nov 13, 2004 01:04 pm oops, i thought this was a new post. in that case, to avoid repeats, a novel one from josey wales:
"i'll kick you so hard you'll be wearin' your *** for a hat."
Nov 13, 2004 05:34 pm LOL, forty! That's my all-time absolute favorite western movie!
I dug up this site for quotes, but they're all good so I'll just link to the page to conserve space :-D
www.garnersclassics.com/qjosey.htm
One of my favorites has always been:
"I was once a shameless, full-time dope fiend"
- Drugstore Cowboy
Nov 13, 2004 06:18 pm definitely a good western, that joesy wales
Nov 16, 2004 12:20 pm Have to agree with dB-wan. Dogma is such a great movie.
"How do I know you're an angel?"
"You mean apart from the expansive wingspan and firey entrance?"
Alan Rickman is fantastic in everything, this one just seemed to be a role made for him (The Metatron!).
Nov 16, 2004 12:22 pm Yeah, that dude is a great actor, and has done a lot more stuff than most people probably realize...
Nov 16, 2004 12:52 pm Someone already mentioned "Galaxy Quest" (another fave).
Alan Rickman's character: "You broke the ship! You broke the bloody ship."
Nov 16, 2004 04:01 pm "Did ya get the memo?" - Office Space
"OK, OK, OK, OK OK" - Leathal Weapon 2
"Who's he?
He's an *** hole sir.
I can see that.
No sir, that's his name, Major *** Hole." - Space Balls
Nov 16, 2004 05:22 pm "Fourty Two?!?!" -Hitch Hikers Guide To the Galaxy
From TV...
I'm so hungy I could eat at Arbeys - Ralph Wiggum
Nov 16, 2004 05:54 pm "Dinny Try Too Hard Spud, Ye Might Get The Job" - Trainspotting when Spud is forced to apply for work or lose his benefits from the state.
Top. Top film, book, actors the lot.
Top...
Coco.
Nov 16, 2004 06:01 pm Good one Coco. Had to spend the whole movie translating for my American wife. She had not a clue what they were saying.
"It's easy to be philosophical when it's some other poor c*** that has shite for blood."
Great movie. Book was sooooo dark.
"Leelu Dallas, multipass."
Nov 16, 2004 10:30 pm From the film 'Quills' :
"It's true, I am a swine !...
and you !... truffles DOWN THERE !!!"
and : "My words filtered through the minds of the insane... hmmm, perhaps they'll make it better ?!"
On the Clerk's tip : "Try not to #%^$ any *^%#'s on the way through the parking lot ! "
Real Genius's Val Kilmer quotes Socrates : "I drank what ?"
Nov 17, 2004 01:31 am robert carlyle in ravenous:
"you know, if you die first...i am definitely gonna eat you..."
Nov 17, 2004 04:09 am "To lose one parent, mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelesness"
Lady Bracknell, in The Importance Of Being Ernest
Nov 17, 2004 08:20 am Shreck;
"Excuse me, I have to go save my ***"
Nov 17, 2004 12:22 pm Heavy Metal;
"You die, she dies, we all die."
One of my fav flicks of all time.
Nov 17, 2004 03:39 pm "I've been entertaining serious thoughts of eating your wife."
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some favva beans and a nice Ciante. *insert slurping noises*"
-My man Hannibal. =)
Nov 29, 2004 11:24 am "Do you take sugar? , Naw Turkish, im sweet enough"
-Snatch
and the whole scene with the replica guns and the desert eagle . awsome .
"you arms off, no it isnt!," Monty Python and the holy grail, the whole blacknight scene
Nov 29, 2004 12:04 pm "Only when we've lost everything, that we are free to do anything!"
or any quote from Professor Tyler Durden
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