Feb 29, 2008 11:04 am hahahaha
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!
Stuttering Kitty - a little Friday humour
Posted on Feb 29, 2008 11:02 am
BeerHunter
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Member Since: Feb 07, 2005
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
'That must've been scary', said the teacher. 'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'.
And before he could say '****', the Rottweiler ate him!'
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Feb 29, 2008 11:04 am hahahaha
I don't care who you are, that's funny right there!
Feb 29, 2008 11:08 am OK you made my Friday for me!
Feb 29, 2008 03:02 pm And:
A farmer had three beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?"
"No," the farmer said.
The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?"
"No."
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck..."
The farmer shot him.
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