Politcal Joke Time
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Posted on Dec 13, 2006 07:58 am
dbmasters
Administrator Since: Apr 03, 2002
One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to
ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
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Dec 13, 2006 07:59 am A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 South, just outside of Washington. Nothing is moving north or south Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened; what's the hold up?"
"Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry. They're asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise, they're going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire."
"We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"
"About a gallon."
Dec 13, 2006 10:50 am Here's one recycled from years ago, but suddenly current again:
Q: Why don't Congressmen prefer to use bookmarks?
A: They like to bend their pages over.
Ehhhhhh...
Dec 13, 2006 11:08 am The beauty of dB's jokes is that we can easily insert conservative/republican names and make them bipartisan!
Dec 13, 2006 02:04 pm lmao....good ones though!
