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pjkPrince CZAR-mingMember
Since: Apr 08, 2004
Jun 09, 2006 10:28 am Quote:
This is not science fiction. It is not fantasy. This is truth. On May 12, 4025 A.D., it will be proven.
well, i got this far, at least.
while i do believe in the idea of creating negative and positive (so to speak) energy, and having too much, or too little, this guy seems a little too eccentric for my taste.
Jun 09, 2006 10:32 am Oh, sure, good and bad energy, Karma, Mojo, whatever you wanna call it, I believe in it...but, ummmm, well, look at the photo gallery to read about the self-defense techniques...and read the page about the art itself...yikes...kinda, well, out there...
TadpuiI am not a crook's headMember
Since: Mar 14, 2003
Jun 09, 2006 11:03 am Wow so space aliens came to earth, abducted him, and taught him to fight? Now there's a sensei that nobody can top. He's like the Ziggy Stardust of martial arts!
Wow, photonic shock eh? LOL. Sounds like a good way to get your *** kicked :D
pjkPrince CZAR-mingMember
Since: Apr 08, 2004
Jun 09, 2006 11:09 am <ralph cramden voice> Don't make me eye-ball beam you to death! </ralph cramden voice>
Jun 09, 2006 11:14 am I'll call his photonic shock and raise him a kick to the jimmy...
I emailed my instructor and said we gotta loose the old-school JiuJitsu and Kenpo crap and start working on our photonic blasts...doubt he'll see the humor tho :-)
TadpuiI am not a crook's headMember
Since: Mar 14, 2003
Jun 09, 2006 12:07 pm lol yeah what good is a martial arts course that doesn't show you how to moan at the right frequency to vibrate your molecules so that you can channel the photonic energy of the centauries nebula?
BTW, neither the centauries nebula nor the triton nebula actually exist...theyre literally making this **** up as they go!
HuePinnipedal Czar (: 3= Member
Since: Apr 11, 2004
Jun 09, 2006 12:31 pm Quote:
Wow, photonic shock eh? LOL. Sounds like a good way to get your *** kicked :D
Makes me think if that scene in Kung Fu Hussle, where the 'lil kid pays his life savings for the book of the ancient art of the palm-technique(?), and gets his but kicked and peed on, when he tries to save the 'lil girl and her sucker .
Classic !
LokiCone PokerMember
Since: Apr 07, 2002
Jun 09, 2006 01:32 pm lmao this is grand
Noize2uCzar of MidiAdministrator
Since: Apr 04, 2002
Jun 09, 2006 07:11 pm Yep, put your hand's behind your head with your elbows out and get both friggin shoulders seperated at the same time. And get a swift kick to the Jimmy as well.
Jun 10, 2006 03:41 am Yes just grab the gun and melt the chamber,be quick though cause that bullet soon travels 6 inches.
Flashmannot the brightest spark...Member
Since: Sep 13, 2005
Jun 10, 2006 05:08 pm (Special Note: Master Ziegler will be teaching the class while Grandmaster Salusbury is currently making numerous visits to the Intergalactic Solstice Committee in the Orion System)
brilliant.
Flashmannot the brightest spark...Member
Since: Sep 13, 2005
Jun 10, 2006 05:17 pm I'm sorry I couldn't resist it
'If you strike, then strike with love. If you kick, then kick with kindness. If you choke, then choke with love in your heart. Know no hate. Know no scorn. if you must maime (!!), then maime with the wish that your enemy will be blessed in this life or the next'
8 x $500 a month courses per person, av 20 per class. This guy could be on at least $50,000 a month?
Incredible.
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