Figure this one out...
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Posted on Jun 17, 2002 03:06 pm
Johnny Hero
Member Since: Apr 26, 2002
My car lives in my garage. So does a family of birds. Why is it that my car can sit for 2 months (without being washed) and the brids won't crap on it. Today I washed and waxed it... did a full detail job... park it in the garage. Walk back out five minutes later and what do you think I see? A big gob right in the middle of the hood. Why oh why?
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Jun 17, 2002 03:15 pm Oh! Oh! Time to serve those frickin birds an eviction notice with a small caliber handgun...
Jun 17, 2002 08:34 pm if they are large enough birds.. theyre dinner.
Noize2uCzar of MidiAdministrator
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Jun 17, 2002 11:05 pm Hey squab ain't very big. I suggest a can of Right Guard and a Bic lighter. roast em while they try to fly away.
That way there won't be any stray bullet hole's in the wall's.
WaltChief Cook and Bottle WasherMember
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Jun 17, 2002 11:54 pm Too bad their not Sea Guls. I loved putting a french fry in my windshield wipers and wait till one grabbed it. They won't let go even when the windshield wiper is going. But boy do they squack and flap! It's a great show for the price of a dried up McD fry!
stupeMember
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Jun 18, 2002 01:44 am two words. B-B GUN!!
ps: one time i shot a hummingbird in the neck. now thats GOOD shootin!
Jun 18, 2002 08:27 am Haha... all good ideas... I'm going to the beach next month... I'll have to try the seagul thing...
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Jun 19, 2002 09:46 pm Seagull's are the retarded clown's of the bird world. We used to do the same thing with Burger King Frie's, tied with a piece of light fishing line.