Pro mixing & mastering from £27? Really???

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I am not a crook's head
Member
Since: Mar 14, 2003


Apr 24, 2009 10:31 am

Resisting urge to call SPAM on this...

It looks like spam, it smells like spam, it even kinda tastes like spam.

If you were actually a participating member of our community, I might have a tolerance for some **** like this. But when you sign up with a new account solely to pimp your website, I lose patience really quickly.

producer
Member
Since: Dec 07, 2006


Apr 24, 2009 11:51 am

I was under the impression that the purpose of this forum is for people who want to do their own recordings because they love the process and are passionate about learning...I can't imagine this being an effective place to be advertising this service.

Czar of Turd Polish
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Since: Jun 20, 2006


Apr 24, 2009 12:43 pm

I don't take ads too seriously when there are grammatical and/or spelling errors.

Czar of Midi
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Since: Apr 04, 2002


Apr 24, 2009 10:01 pm

Why does he have two different URL's? One of which is a appears to be internet radio.

I like this though.

[quote]CAN YOU REMIX MY SONG?
Sure, I'd love to! Remixing is one of my favourite things to do. Just choose a style or a reference track, and I'll give you a remix that will knock your socks off![/quote]

I'm not sure stating it like that is going to bolster any confidence.

Playing metal guitar riffs is my favorite thing to do. But I suck at it. Kind of an open ended statement not giving me a good feeling.

Anyway, we'll see if its spam or if he becomes a contributing member of the forums.

MASSIVE Mastering, LLC
Member
Since: Aug 05, 2008


Apr 25, 2009 07:40 am

This is my favorite (after only a few seconds, I'm sure it gets better)...

Quote:
For now, I can't give you a full Red Book compliant production master with ISRC codes and all that. Maybe in the future ;-)


Mastering. By definition, the creation of the production master. There is no other viable definition. No matter what processing, no matter the editing, no matter anything, the absolute core of the process is the creation of that master. Master-ing.

But for now, he can't do any mastering... (?)


Whoa - Found a better one:

Quote:
The list of our credits include: Shazz, Diana Ross, Lionel Ritchie, Sugar Babes, Pet Shop Boys, Emma Bunton, Peter Gabriel, Jocelyn Brown, Pschent Records, Dome Records, Clear Channel, Canal Plus, Music Production.


But they can't burn a disc...?

Czar of Midi
Administrator
Since: Apr 04, 2002


Apr 25, 2009 03:16 pm

There are a lot more to be quoted from there as well.

I absolutely love the end sentence.

[quote]HOW GOOD WILL MY MUSIC SOUND?
I will make your music sound at the BEST of its potentials. My team of sound engineers and I have many years experience in professional music production. But don't forget, we're talking about art here and you're the artist! Put it this way: if your music is good, I'll make it sound superb; if your music is bad, I'll make it sound OK :-)[/quote]

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Apr 25, 2009 06:01 pm

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Apr 25, 2009 06:04 pm

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MASSIVE Mastering, LLC
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Since: Aug 05, 2008


Apr 26, 2009 12:26 am

I don't want to sound... Uh...

Your post didn't "look like" spam, it was very obvious, blatant, without regard for the forum's TOS, spam. No if's, and's or but's.

Of course - You're more than welcome to contribute to the forum in a non-spammish manner and if people decide to send you some work, that's all wonderful. But to post as you posted and pretend that it was blatant spam is really insulting all out aggregate intelligence. And then pushing the issue again in an above post...? (that looks like mega-ultra-spam).

Otherwise, welcome to the forum, of course. :-)

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