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Oct 13, 2005 10:24 am Quote:
Compression doesn't "tighten up dynamics" imbecile, it clips the peaks, period
Bahahahahahahahahaha
wow, that dude is WAY off base, man, that was funny, thanks for the linky.
TadpuiI am not a crook's headMember
Since: Mar 14, 2003
Oct 13, 2005 11:07 am I saw that linked from elsewhere, I had to sit there slack jawed at how big of a ******* that guy is. And he refuses to budge on his idiotic stances too!
Oct 13, 2005 12:02 pm "People who say "don't compress distorted guitars" are idiotic. Thats completely false."
I didn't know there were rules to recording now... why don't you guys inform me of this stuff?
Oct 13, 2005 12:34 pm hehehe, well, there is a rule I break pretty frequently.
TallChapAnswer:On a good day, lipstick.Member
Since: Jun 24, 2004
Oct 13, 2005 12:37 pm
Of course, he was born clutching a Neumann mic, and a Neve pre-amp. His pre-school years were spent editing 2" tape reels, and he liked to make DI boxes at crafts-time. His first steps were made in a vocal booth, and he had his own studio by the time he was six. A child phenom, he made his name as a....hold on....what is his name?
BeerHunterwww.TheLondonProject.caMember
Since: Feb 07, 2005
Oct 13, 2005 02:33 pm hahaha, man I got through a couple of pages before I realised that there were over 30 pages!
This guy must be "walters" the transparent audio dude.
Oct 13, 2005 02:35 pm Come on now, who wouldn't want audio you can hear through...
Oct 13, 2005 02:37 pm wow, I didn't realize how long that thread was either, time to keep reading, thats funny stuff.
Oct 13, 2005 02:43 pm Quote:
No, you're walters when he's drunk.
oh, now THAT is priceless.
SirrusPrince of Cat EarsMember
Since: Jun 17, 2004
Oct 13, 2005 03:17 pm Between the two of them, I'm having a hard time assuming which has the grain of truth in what they're saying (this last word banter is really killer on the brain) and which is the bigger git.
I'm assuming they're spouting bad theory but mentioning techniques that can work in the right situations?
Oct 13, 2005 03:19 pm Well, that "jp22" guy on that thread obviously hasn't got a clue, or, is using very wrong terminology to describe what he is trying to get across. I lean toward the former...cuz he's also a jerk...getting further into that thread I thought I was at homerecording.com or something...very abusive and mean.
SirrusPrince of Cat EarsMember
Since: Jun 17, 2004
Oct 13, 2005 03:22 pm They argue like Jr. High kiddies... O_o;;
All those who think we're talking about overweight 30 somethings who live in their Mom's basement (no offense to those of that persuasion who are generally decent)...
Oct 13, 2005 03:51 pm I noticed its really easy to be a badass online. When they come to the realization that nobody cares, they'll stop... I think. haha.
Ok, so I read the first two pages. Does any of them know what they're talking about? The Architect sounds like he might. JP22 has no clue. Dunno bout cheesy...lol.
Oct 13, 2005 04:55 pm geez. I mean, everyone starts somewhere, but JP really needs to brush up on his terminology.
maybe he should go back to my first setup...
Tascam Porta02 MKII and just 1 little Nady SP-1.
ciinxMember
Since: May 15, 2004
Oct 13, 2005 05:06 pm Argghh I dont own a tube amp!!!!
HuePinnipedal Czar (: 3= Member
Since: Apr 11, 2004
Oct 13, 2005 05:14 pm Great read, but I could only stand about 14 pages ! lol
I loved the "I don't have a tube-amp HA HA !" statement... frickin' awesome .
On thing though, it was actually shocking to read at times, after hanging around in such a kind and generous place such as HRC that type of enviornment just wont do .
TallChapAnswer:On a good day, lipstick.Member
Since: Jun 24, 2004
Oct 13, 2005 05:30 pm It really does make it very clear how cool HRC is.
There are trolls, occasionally, but they either shape up, or ship out.
I don't have a tube-amp. - Might have to make that a profile tag-line...Too Funny!
Oct 13, 2005 05:31 pm Yeah, everybody starts somewhere, but, it's knowing where you are at too...if you come in asking for help, then turn around and play the "I know everything" card, it's just not gonna work in any forum, we have had our share of that here in the past as well and people got the smackdown...it's natural:
"Hey I need help with this"
"OK, I'll help you need to..."
"Screw you, you don't know what your talking about"
WTF?
TallChapAnswer:On a good day, lipstick.Member
Since: Jun 24, 2004
Oct 13, 2005 05:48 pm "Dr. Bronowski....He knows everything!"
"Ooh, I wouldn't like that. It'd take the mystery out of life."
- Monty Python (Penguin on the TV sketch)
ciinxMember
Since: May 15, 2004
Oct 13, 2005 05:55 pm No doubt the best thread ever in the "ENGINEERING" world! haha
HuePinnipedal Czar (: 3= Member
Since: Apr 11, 2004
Oct 13, 2005 06:18 pm I dunno, the 'Walters incident' was a pretty amazing .
Oct 13, 2005 06:34 pm Yeah, that one was pretty good...in hindsight...
TallChapAnswer:On a good day, lipstick.Member
Since: Jun 24, 2004
Oct 13, 2005 06:44 pm How exactly do you superimpose music...?
TallChapAnswer:On a good day, lipstick.Member
Since: Jun 24, 2004
Oct 13, 2005 06:45 pm Couldn't resist....
I know. I'm a very bad man.
Oct 13, 2005 06:46 pm opposing comb filters :-D
Oct 14, 2005 02:46 am i love the spirit of HRC. sitting on our board making fun of another. hahaha. also good was that guy who recently came in here and talked himself up and was immediately mocked.
el musicoFreeleance Producer/Engineer/GtrMember
Since: Aug 11, 2002
Oct 14, 2005 04:07 am Wow... I got to page 2.
Besides both sides having problems with audio, I wouldn't let anyone of these guys engineer at my studio for fear of how they'd treat clients. I have my "off days" but damn.
bbbitterI'm back bitches!!!Member
Since: May 27, 2004
Oct 14, 2005 07:52 am WOW! That is awsome. Kind of makes me glad that I stumbled on to this forum instead of that one. Too many hot heads yelling at each other instead of recording.
TallChapAnswer:On a good day, lipstick.Member
Since: Jun 24, 2004
Oct 14, 2005 10:54 am I'd almost forgotten about that guy, Forty. He kept referring to himself in the third person.
Total narcissist.
Oct 14, 2005 01:33 pm Kenny also loves to talk about himself in the third person. =) forty rocks!
Noize2uCzar of MidiAdministrator
Since: Apr 04, 2002
Oct 14, 2005 06:35 pm Nice find keith, I too have only gotten through 2 pages and am both appalled as well as having the best laugh I've had in a while. Although even the Architect seems to have a bit of a bad mouth on him as well, but he seems to be maybe a bit smarter. I'm with El musico though, I wouldnt let any of them I've seen in that thread so far in here or near me.
FunkDadyPNo Commercial Appeal.Member
Since: Jan 09, 2003
Oct 14, 2005 08:40 pm I like how on the fifth page there is a member who's name is JP22Rocks! Plus that thread went on from august 3rd to october 11th. That's more than two months! Jeezum petes. I thought I was a noob who didn't know much, but at least I don't make stuff up.
BTW, what's the whole "walters" thing. I don't get it.
Love you guys
The Funk
Oct 14, 2005 09:41 pm walters was a dude here (and a few other forums) that just started talking about silly stuff and trying to make people feel stupid when they didn't get it..."transparent audio" being one I remember...audio you can "hear thru"...