Help me write my new song!
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Posted on Jun 23, 2005 10:37 am
guitar_jim
Czar of Cheese
Member Since: Jun 09, 2004
I have an idea for a song, but I need help with content...
It's a series of statements offering wisdom of the ages, preferably with a humorous twist. I'm thinking of things like "Confuscious say.." types of advice. Old sayings that have double meanings. Folk wisdom.
Any ideas?
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TadpuiI am not a crook's headMember
Since: Mar 14, 2003
Jun 23, 2005 10:53 am From a top 100 Confucious say that I Googled up:
-virginity like bubble One prick - all gone
-it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
-man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long
-man who stand on toilet high on pot
-foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ
-man who drive like hell, bound to get there
-man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly fingers
...and those aren't even all that funny. You shoulda read the rest of the top 100. I wish I had that 20 minutes of my life back :)
Jun 23, 2005 12:39 pm Awesome...a few keepers...thanks for giving me 20 minutes of MY life!
ZX6R1033PerdidoMember
Since: Dec 15, 2004
Jun 23, 2005 02:29 pm -Nice for girl to meet boy in park... but much better for boy to park meat in girl.
Jun 23, 2005 02:31 pm booooooooooooooooooooo
:: throws tomatoes ::
BeerHunterwww.TheLondonProject.caMember
Since: Feb 07, 2005
Jun 23, 2005 03:08 pm Personally, I like Rodney Dangerfields one-liners;
Once, somebody stole our car. I asked my wife if she saw who it was. She said, "No, but I did get the license number".
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
My wife had her drivers test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
Jun 23, 2005 03:11 pm let me ask for a short moment of silence in memory of the great Rodney Dangerfield. Let's give him that respect he never got.
God bless ya Rodney.
tonyd1970The fat one always watches us.Member
Since: Nov 08, 2002
Jun 24, 2005 09:16 am its better to be pissed off than pissed on
successfull people make thier own luck
if it dont kill ya, it makes ya stonger
make hay while the sun shines
bad cop=no donut
ZX6R1033PerdidoMember
Since: Dec 15, 2004
Jun 24, 2005 11:04 am "if it doesn't kill you, you will probably end up in ICU for a few weeks. "
