How to levatate a cat

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Hold 'Em Czar
Member Since: Dec 30, 2004

FACT #1 -- buttered toast, when dropped, always falls onto the floor butter side down...

FACT #2 -- Cats will always land on their feet.

Strap the buttered toast (butter side up) to the back of a cat. Now drop the cat...

Voila, a hovering cat

Simple

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Hello!
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Since: Jan 12, 2004


May 10, 2005 05:04 pm

YE gotta give up the smokes man...yer a nutjob!

BWHAHAHAHAHA!

STill, probably true - !

Coco.

Administrator
Since: Apr 03, 2002


May 10, 2005 05:07 pm

putting the cat in a drier to tumble for a couple minutes will also goof up it's ability to land on it's feet

Hello!
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Since: Jan 12, 2004


May 10, 2005 05:24 pm

Or kicking its *** would do the same thing tho just as cruel

** DISCLAIMER ** No cats were harmed in my thinking :-) !

Coco.

Hold 'Em Czar
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Since: Dec 30, 2004


May 10, 2005 05:36 pm

lol i've ridden the dryer before...it's fun for exactly one second.

A small pie will soon be eaten
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Since: Aug 26, 2004


May 10, 2005 08:32 pm

Cutt of their whiskers! that'll do em

Czar of Midi
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Since: Apr 04, 2002


May 10, 2005 10:21 pm

Yep, dizzy cats are fun.

WYD, we used to that in the laundromat. Ride the drier for fun. A buddy of mine with a few to many barley pops in him wretched on himself while tumbling in one once. We left him go a bit longer so he would be good an cleaned out. Then stripped him down and laundered his stinkin clothes.

It was a long way back home, and we didnt want him in the car all stinkin of the stuff.

Hold 'Em Czar
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Since: Dec 30, 2004


May 11, 2005 05:08 pm

lmao!!! let him go a bit longer!! ahahahahahahh

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