funny cleaning story
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Posted on May 06, 2005 10:36 am
Autumn Design
living in the comatorium
Member Since: Mar 23, 2005
okay i thought this was worthy of others to hear (my bonehead mistakes usually are). yesterday i went to clean off the back of my very nice tsl 100 with a can of enviroduster, because i hate dust and that stuff works wonders. anyway, since SOMEthing always has to go wrong (i believe thats called murphy's law, i hate that guy) i picked up the white can and began spraying. "how odd" i said "maybe the cans running out it seems like theres a lot of liquid." so i sprayed myself in the arm to see if it was still cold, and it wasnt cold at all. thats when it hit me that someone had moved my enviroduster can and replaced it with a can of spray oil (they look the same, mind you, white bottle purple straw) and now i have a solid layer of pure gooey crap goodness all over the tubes and circuitry on my beautiful amp. dammit dammit dammit dammit dammit. so in conclusion LOOK BEFORE YOU USE ANYTHING
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May 06, 2005 10:38 am hahahhaahaha!!!
Thats quality my man...it reminds me of someone I know who once tried to see if a razor blade was sharp...with the top of his finger.
Funnily enough, it took him a LONG time before he could play his geetar! hahahaha.
Cheers
Coco.
pjkPrince CZAR-mingMember
Since: Apr 08, 2004
May 06, 2005 10:46 am slightly related, an old roommate of mine who wore glasses woke up to a ringing phone. in his groginess, he reached for the arm of his glasses on the nightstand, but grabbed the edge of the full ashtray instead. He was quite P.O.ed to bring up a full ashtray to his face, had his mouth open and everything.
I still laugh everytime I think of this story.
May 06, 2005 10:49 am lol another good one. when i was at work at the country club like a year ago we always had to wash th glasses the bartenders were using and they had spare alcohol in em, so wed dump it in one big bucket. at the end of the night, there would be like 4 gallons of old alcohol and cigar ash and butts any anything else you can think of (we found a syringe once, explain that). anyway we paid this kid mike 20 bucks to sip the stuff (just a bit). he was like "not too bad" and proceeded to puke everywhere. his eyes were all red and he was pretty much crying. we gave him the money and he denies it to this day that he ever cried. guess you had to be there...
pjkPrince CZAR-mingMember
Since: Apr 08, 2004
May 06, 2005 10:54 am ouch, that's a dastardly one. made me laugh tho.
May 06, 2005 11:53 am lol i helped a friend move once, so we did a one week bender (we averaged ATLEAST a 12pack of beer a day, usually more)...we were bound and determaned to get the deposit back, so we repaired holes in the walls, painted the whole place worked on landscaping hauled tons of carpet (that was hanging from walls) to unknown locations, er atleast i can't remember were they went...but anyway, he had a collection of roughly 30 quasi-empty bottles of liquor that lined the kitchen and living room. well the last beers were in our hands when we were dooin' the kichen...so i had the bright idea of "drinking every bit of alcohol in this place" so we proceed to dump Jack, Jim, red wine, white wines, lotsa Jager, several bottles fo Crown (we're whiskey drinkers) a few bottles of vodka, and some mysterious dark red bottle with no lable (we think it was brandy) we filled up 3 shot glasses with the "satanic juice"....and the two of us toasted
then proceeded to hurl our guts out and ruin the cleaning job we did in the kitchen! we had a third guy watchin' this madness and he could not stop laughing (he was drunk too though) but to see us both puking at the same time killed him.
pjkPrince CZAR-mingMember
Since: Apr 08, 2004
May 06, 2005 12:04 pm even worse, nobody to give you 20$ for doing it. D'oh.
May 06, 2005 12:12 pm yeah we're not in it for the money! no sellin-out here! hahahahhahaaah
