F*** My Life

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Member Since: Feb 07, 2005

Have you guys seen this site yet? Good times! lol

www.fmylife.com

Here's a sample

[quote]Today, my mum came home from a business trip. My four-year-old brother, who I'd been watching, told her I was "sexing" my boyfriend a lot after I put him to bed. After lots of arguing, she banned me from seeing him and took my car away. Only much later did I realize my brother meant "texting". FML
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Quote:
Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I proceeded to give him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML

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Tim the Enchanter
Member
Since: Feb 17, 2008


Feb 24, 2009 06:34 pm

Hahaha! Good stuff.

Member
Since: Jul 02, 2003


Feb 24, 2009 09:39 pm

Man ain't that the way. LOL good find BH!

Dan

Czar of Midi
Administrator
Since: Apr 04, 2002


Feb 25, 2009 06:08 pm

That's some funny stuff for sure.

Quote:
Today, my friends and I were celebrating a friend getting a promotion. Karen walks in and my friend asks, "Karen, why aren't you drinking with us?" She replies, "Cause I would wake up tomorrow with you in my bed and lot of questions." Karen is my mom.


I think I've met Karen before.

I am not a crook's head
Member
Since: Mar 14, 2003


Feb 26, 2009 12:05 pm

Man there are some perverse youngsters on that site! The level of sexual encounters detailed there is astounding.

Pinnipedal Czar (: 3=
Member
Since: Apr 11, 2004


Feb 27, 2009 11:04 am

Man. When I saw the thread title, and who it was from, I thought: "Damn... poor guy... what now?!"

Glad it wasn't anything 'bout you BH!

Prince CZAR-ming
Member
Since: Apr 08, 2004


Feb 27, 2009 11:20 am

i had that same feeling, glad it's a huge time waster instead of real drama =).


Administrator
Since: Apr 03, 2002


Feb 27, 2009 01:24 pm

oh man, this site is a riot...

www.TheLondonProject.ca
Member
Since: Feb 07, 2005


Feb 27, 2009 01:41 pm

I like to drop into that site in the morning. I helps me put on a smile for the day knowing my life isn't that bad compared to some others :)

Czar of Midi
Administrator
Since: Apr 04, 2002


Feb 28, 2009 12:32 am

I know, I've stopped in to chuckle each day as well.

Member
Since: Jan 18, 2003


Mar 03, 2009 07:13 am

i believe that that site is mostly made up stuff. if you think about that first one there, i mean...come on.

mom comes with a challenge to the daughter. daughter hears the word she's using right away. there's not 'a lot of arguing.' the situation is cleared up instantly.

i've seen links to this site all over, this past week, and i just don't get it. there's a lot of stuff that's obviously not real. the problems with the stories are really basic things usually.

--grinch out

Czar of Midi
Administrator
Since: Apr 04, 2002


Mar 03, 2009 08:58 pm

Either way, its still funny as it is.

Administrator
Since: Apr 03, 2002


Mar 04, 2009 07:40 am

forty, I agree, and figured right away it's all fake, that's fine, WWE is fake too, but I still enjoy it.

Frisco's Most Underrated
Member
Since: Jan 28, 2003


Mar 05, 2009 02:45 am

Quote:
Today, it is my twin sisters and my birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me pretty also. FML


this is the only one that made me laugh.

Ne'er ate 'er
Member
Since: Apr 05, 2006


Mar 05, 2009 09:54 am

The best of Craigslist is always good for a snort too.

www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

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