F*** My Life
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Posted on Feb 24, 2009 03:38 pm
BeerHunter
www.TheLondonProject.ca
Member Since: Feb 07, 2005
Have you guys seen this site yet? Good times! lol
www.fmylife.com
Here's a sample
[quote]Today, my mum came home from a business trip. My four-year-old brother, who I'd been watching, told her I was "sexing" my boyfriend a lot after I put him to bed. After lots of arguing, she banned me from seeing him and took my car away. Only much later did I realize my brother meant "texting". FML
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Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I proceeded to give him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML
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Feb 24, 2009 06:34 pm Hahaha! Good stuff.
olddogMember
Since: Jul 02, 2003
Feb 24, 2009 09:39 pm Man ain't that the way. LOL good find BH!
Dan
Noize2uCzar of MidiAdministrator
Since: Apr 04, 2002
Feb 25, 2009 06:08 pm That's some funny stuff for sure.
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Today, my friends and I were celebrating a friend getting a promotion. Karen walks in and my friend asks, "Karen, why aren't you drinking with us?" She replies, "Cause I would wake up tomorrow with you in my bed and lot of questions." Karen is my mom.
I think I've met Karen before.
TadpuiI am not a crook's headMember
Since: Mar 14, 2003
Feb 26, 2009 12:05 pm Man there are some perverse youngsters on that site! The level of sexual encounters detailed there is astounding.
HuePinnipedal Czar (: 3= Member
Since: Apr 11, 2004
Feb 27, 2009 11:04 am Man. When I saw the thread title, and who it was from, I thought: "Damn... poor guy... what now?!"
Glad it wasn't anything 'bout you BH!
pjkPrince CZAR-mingMember
Since: Apr 08, 2004
Feb 27, 2009 11:20 am i had that same feeling, glad it's a huge time waster instead of real drama =).
Feb 27, 2009 01:24 pm oh man, this site is a riot...
BeerHunterwww.TheLondonProject.caMember
Since: Feb 07, 2005
Feb 27, 2009 01:41 pm I like to drop into that site in the morning. I helps me put on a smile for the day knowing my life isn't that bad compared to some others :)
Noize2uCzar of MidiAdministrator
Since: Apr 04, 2002
Feb 28, 2009 12:32 am I know, I've stopped in to chuckle each day as well.
Mar 03, 2009 07:13 am i believe that that site is mostly made up stuff. if you think about that first one there, i mean...come on.
mom comes with a challenge to the daughter. daughter hears the word she's using right away. there's not 'a lot of arguing.' the situation is cleared up instantly.
i've seen links to this site all over, this past week, and i just don't get it. there's a lot of stuff that's obviously not real. the problems with the stories are really basic things usually.
--grinch out
Noize2uCzar of MidiAdministrator
Since: Apr 04, 2002
Mar 03, 2009 08:58 pm Either way, its still funny as it is.
Mar 04, 2009 07:40 am forty, I agree, and figured right away it's all fake, that's fine, WWE is fake too, but I still enjoy it.
cooloFrisco's Most UnderratedMember
Since: Jan 28, 2003
Mar 05, 2009 02:45 am Quote:
Today, it is my twin sisters and my birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me pretty also. FML
this is the only one that made me laugh.