Paris Out of Jail
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Posted on Jun 07, 2007 11:19 am
dbmasters
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WOW, I hope that three whole days in jail learned her something...
www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,278885,00.html
She's confined to her home for 40 days...WOW, what a drag, her home is such a horrible place.
Will an ankle bracelet even let her get from one end of her house to the other?
"She's just sitting in there for 23 hours a day with nothing to do," she said. "She picked out a bunch of books to take with her, but at the last minute she found out they wouldn't let her take the books. They wouldn't let her take anything."
Ummmm, yeah, it's jail you stupid *****.
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TallChapAnswer:On a good day, lipstick.Member
Since: Jun 24, 2004
Jun 07, 2007 11:27 am Hmmmm. We didn't really think she'd do the whole sentence did we?
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Ummmm, yeah, it's jail you stupid *****.
Amazing just how little she really does know about life.
Jun 07, 2007 11:37 am Yeah, like the article says, she is one of the most privileged people to ever walk the earth...she has never had to deal with real life...I guess I don't know about things I have never had to deal with either.
I don't get one thing...while I read the news and find her interesting in a "how stupid can a person be" sorta way (same reason I like the show "Cops"), she always says her "fans" support her and all that.
Fans? What has she done to earn fans? I don't get it...rock stars have fans, movie stars have fans, I get that, they do something or make something that people dig...she does nothing...she has attempted acting and making music, failed laughably at both...she doesn't have a "skill" other than being handed money by a father that did have a skill...and built an incredible empire with it.
TallChapAnswer:On a good day, lipstick.Member
Since: Jun 24, 2004
Jun 07, 2007 11:49 am "Medical reasons"
She had an adverse reaction to wearing the uniform....it wasn't couture. Something like that could permanently damage her frail psyche.
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I guess I don't know about things I have never had to deal with either.
Okay, but if you were on probation, violated that probation, and then faced jail....you would at least have some idea of what lay ahead, right? That's because you're an intelligent, and upstanding member of society. You'd probably not violate the probation. That said, you'd probably not be on probation in the first place... She walks through life in a fog. Her own little world.
pjkPrince CZAR-mingMember
Since: Apr 08, 2004
Jun 07, 2007 12:02 pm Everyone has the right to be 'in the dark' about some things. She's just taking her turn. I've done plenty of dumb things in my past, paid for some of them, and not, so if she learns something from this, then good. It worked.
Yeah, medical reasons, depression, I think.
BeerHunterwww.TheLondonProject.caMember
Since: Feb 07, 2005
Jun 07, 2007 12:20 pm Quote:
Yeah, medical reasons, depression, I think.
...or a broken finger nail
Jun 07, 2007 12:29 pm Depression? In Jail!? No way, it's the happiest place on earth next to Disneyland...
Jun 07, 2007 01:00 pm I'm not as hard on her as you guys. She's the output of her environment both personal and celebrity.
I also think you guys are confusing "jail" with "open prison" it's really not that surprising you might think you can take some books.
Me ? I'm locking up and installing a new security system if they're going to let master criminals like this out on the streets.
cooloFrisco's Most UnderratedMember
Since: Jan 28, 2003
Jun 07, 2007 02:58 pm i read a story about 1.5 months ago how Paris was at a Prince show, and Prince called her up on stage. Paris obliged, and then Prince turned the tables on her and handed her the mic and was like, this girl has an album out, now lets see if she can sing. Paris, emarrassed, dropped the mic and ran off the stage.
I wish I was there!
BeerHunterwww.TheLondonProject.caMember
Since: Feb 07, 2005
Jun 07, 2007 03:16 pm [quote]i read a story about 1.5 months ago how Paris was at a Prince show, and Prince called her up on stage. Paris obliged, and then Prince turned the tables on her and handed her the mic and was like, this girl has an album out, now lets see if she can sing. Paris, emarrassed, dropped the mic and ran off the stage.
I wish I was there![/quote]
Hahahaha, oh man, I wish I was there too! Guess they didn't have Autotune ready for her.
Noize2uCzar of MidiAdministrator
Since: Apr 04, 2002
Jun 07, 2007 04:42 pm Guess they didn't have the 20 hours or so that it might have taken to hit even a close note. I think myabe she already forgot the words to her songs.
Even Prince has a sense of humor. I am guessing she probably got in on comp and he figured he'd make her pay one way or another.
But out after 3 days due to a rash. And the sheriff had nothing to say about it. How dumb do they think the public really is anyway?
zekthedeadcowEat Spam before it eats YOU!!!Member
Since: May 11, 2002
Jun 07, 2007 05:52 pm bets on when she violates parole again?
Jun 07, 2007 06:49 pm I'll bet she doesn't. She's been scared shitless by this experience.
Jun 07, 2007 07:02 pm Look guys...
The bottom line is she's trash and I want to kill people like her.
Oh yeah, did someone say something about her reading a book? wtf? lol
VCRobPMember
Since: May 10, 2007
Jun 07, 2007 07:31 pm This is just crackin me up. What a rimjob!
Jun 07, 2007 08:17 pm We have a rather harsh and judgmental group here methinks !!!!
VCRobPMember
Since: May 10, 2007
Jun 07, 2007 10:13 pm There is a difference bewteen being "judgemental" (making assumptions and coming to conclusions on what you have no knowledge of) and making an evaluation on what you actually do see.
From what I have seen and heard from her.. she is in need of a lot of help.
zekthedeadcowEat Spam before it eats YOU!!!Member
Since: May 11, 2002
Jun 07, 2007 10:57 pm oh wait... back in court tomarrow morning to see if she was illegally released... fun stuff...
WaltChief Cook and Bottle WasherMember
Since: May 10, 2002
Jun 08, 2007 12:00 am I need help. Here I am, writing on a thread about the HillHoe, and I pray that she will just go away because I am sooooooo tired of seeing her face everywhere I go. She has come to symbalize a cancer in our society in my mind. But, here I am. Back to the shrink. yada yada yada.... Ya I had a mother yada yada yada.......
Jun 08, 2007 11:45 am VCRob, I don't disagree that she probably needs help but I don't really see what she's done that makes her deserve to be killed or called trash or be known as a rimjob or be called a hoe or symbolizing a cancer.
Celebrities have done far worse things, she's just clueless and has no real perspective on life.
Everyone's entitled to their opinions I'm just not clear why she brings these feelings out in everyone.
Her fan's are the tweener girls, the one's who don't watch the news, they just see the cool clothes, the celebrities on her arm, the little dog etc and all the money of course.
BeerHunterwww.TheLondonProject.caMember
Since: Feb 07, 2005
Jun 08, 2007 11:52 am Maybe if she didn't flash her beaver everywhere, make sex tapes, speaking publicly about her sexual experiences and just being a general slut then people wouldn't think of her as a hoe. Not exactly a role model.
Jun 08, 2007 02:27 pm BeerHunter, I'll think you'll find there's rather a lot of young women doing all of those things, they just aren't rich and famous.
I don't think anyone considers her a role model.
BeerHunterwww.TheLondonProject.caMember
Since: Feb 07, 2005
Jun 08, 2007 02:39 pm Tony I agree, its just that you said [quote]I don't really see what she's done that makes her deserve to be killed or called trash or be known as a rimjob or be called a hoe or symbolizing a cancer.
[/quote]I'm sure the the young girls that you are referring to are probably called these things as well. The biggest problem I have with her is that she IS a role model to tweeners. Time she acted like one.
ps - I don't think she should be killed but the rest of the names seem appropriate to me (at least what I have seen of her)
BeerHunterwww.TheLondonProject.caMember
Since: Feb 07, 2005
Jun 08, 2007 03:55 pm What a fiasco! Can't they make up their mind?
She could have killed someone during her drinking and driving episodes. She should be in jail.
On the otherhand though, nobody should be subjected to the indecisions that are being made. What a discrace to the legal system.
CptTrippsCzar of Turd PolishMember
Since: Jun 20, 2006
Jun 08, 2007 05:52 pm Indeed it does look bad when this stuff happens along with worldwide media coverage on the whole deal. Makes everyone look bad.
VCRobPMember
Since: May 10, 2007
Jun 08, 2007 06:50 pm You're right Tonyoci I should not have called her that name. It was a harsh thing to say. Thanks for calling me on it. She does need a ton of help menatlly, spiritually...the works!
Hopefully this experience turns her around.
Noize2uCzar of MidiAdministrator
Since: Apr 04, 2002
Jun 08, 2007 08:30 pm I must agree that killing is not a real way to even state a dislike for her, or anyone else for that matter. With the exception of child molester's and that kind of crowd.
But, I digress. Our legal system once again is being caught with their pants down. Someone probably took a bribe to muss up the paper work and get her out early. I have no doubt about that. Who all was involved will be buried deeply I am certain of that.
But as stated in many ways, she IS indeed a role model for more then just the tweener's I am afriad. She needs to come to grips and see the light at the end of the tunnel. And there is, for all of us.
Hopefully she will get the help she needs. ANd crying in the cop car for the popperazi (sp) will not help her case one little bit. Although I am sure she is truly frightened, she needs to remember exactly how and why she is there.
zekthedeadcowEat Spam before it eats YOU!!!Member
Since: May 11, 2002
Jun 08, 2007 10:37 pm well the judge is really pissed... I've never actually seen a judge this mad...
Judge Madness Levels (excluding TV)
I. Sarcasm - SCO trial aka "well so far you've produced no evidence supporting your case at all but I'm curious as to what you're going to say"
II. Blank Stare - One of my military judges mastered this... demonstrated as we all listened to a defense attorney explain that he advised his client to not attend rehab as ordered because it might be construed as an admission of guilt...
III. Warning - calls them to the bench or chambers and yells at them privately.
IV. Yelling/Insulting in front of the gallery without the jury.
V. Yelling/Insulting in front of the Jury. - saw this once at a slip'n'fall vs. Walmart trial... against the attorney for the 'victim'... the guy was almost crying at the end...
VI. Getting a special hearing in which you are derided the entire time for failing to provide the evidence you 'should have in hand but for some reason dont'
Jun 27, 2007 07:42 pm
WaltChief Cook and Bottle WasherMember
Since: May 10, 2002
Jun 27, 2007 10:45 pm Ya, money has failed that child. The only difference between here and the local welfare case is that she can afford a better paint job. Both sit around and have little to do but try to satisfy instinctual urges.
I'm amazed at how boring this decade is. Her and a few like her are the best the celeb sleeze market can offer. I get bored every time I see her face on the tube. It's contagious! Yow!
And yes, our legal system has became slave to money. That's not news. We'll probably get to watch her dead for a month soon like the Anna Marie Smith syndrome. YeHaa!
flame...bringing sexy backMember
Since: Jul 01, 2002
Jun 29, 2007 11:48 am she is foxy though, right?
Jun 29, 2007 12:11 pm Quote:
she is foxy though, right?
Lots seem to think so. I could go into any night club any weekend and find women just as, and likely more, attractive than her, and generally marginally to possibly much smarter as well. She isn't unattractive, but she is not any hotter than millions of others...with most of those millions actually having a brain.
In my opinion...
But then, I have never been into the "globs of makeup" type of chicks, I prefer women that looks decent with little or no makeup and all that crap. I would be curious to know what Paris looks like rolling out of bed in the morning, if aq women is attractive then, well, you have a winner.
Jun 29, 2007 12:25 pm HAHAHA
No, she's extremely ugly...
To me you can look 'picture perfect' but if you dont rock man, get lost chick you suck...
And why would you waste all your daddy's money partying when you can pretty much get into any school you want?
Sometimes, even though im not the only bi-pedal, I feel like the only human in this monkey infested zoo...
Jun 29, 2007 12:38 pm Quote:
And why would you waste all your daddy's money partying when you can pretty much get into any school you want?
Well, school takes work, and why bother with that if you don't have to...calling her "ugly" is silly, she isn't ugly, but, like you said, she certainly doesn't rock. Just another bubble-headed bimbo that'll get thru life on daddy's money and being a celeb (why she is a celeb I have no idea).