Paris Hilton going to jail...

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Administrator Since: Apr 03, 2002

45 days, now, this deserves some laughable conversation.

Nicole Richie quotes saying "It was the funniest thing I have ever seen". Lindsey Lohan says "She deserves what she got"...no love from those two. I heard from a Hollywood reporter that is on my fav morning show each morning that the jail she is going to already had a latino gang claim her as a target.

She will undoubtedly be in 24 hour lockdown for her own good...this chick never reads her own mail, signs what her people tell her to sign, never done anything for herself...I doubt she'd fare well in general population of even the easiest jail. In addition she is blaming everybody but herself for it, her parents are looking at all options including a governor's pardon, mom has already been pimping a post-sentence big-bucks interview...

A governor pardon for 45 friggin days?!

Kinda funny.

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Czar of Cheese
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Since: Jun 09, 2004


May 08, 2007 08:45 am

OK...I'm out of the loop...I heard she was going to jail, but what did she actually get busted for?

The Eternal Student
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Since: Oct 08, 2005


May 08, 2007 09:05 am

driving on a suspended license I believe.

www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18540253/?GT1=9951

Administrator
Since: Apr 03, 2002


May 08, 2007 09:23 am

Unlicensed driving and probation violation from a DUI.

Of course it's not her fault...

www.TheLondonProject.ca
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Since: Feb 07, 2005


May 08, 2007 10:14 am

I don't know man, she is Paris Hilton. She should get special treatment... like the electric chair.

Administrator
Since: Apr 03, 2002


May 08, 2007 10:22 am

can you imagine what that chemical fire would smell like? yuck...

Chief Cook and Bottle Washer
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Since: May 10, 2002


May 08, 2007 04:17 pm

Now that is funny! Best comments I've run across on this topic. Maybe they could "batch-process" the whole family! Kinda like musical chairs with a suprise ending!

Frisco's Most Underrated
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Since: Jan 28, 2003


May 08, 2007 04:38 pm

so now will she have street cred?!

Ne'er ate 'er
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Since: Apr 05, 2006


May 08, 2007 05:02 pm

This term was coined for Paris:

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=celebutard

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Since: Jan 18, 2003


May 08, 2007 06:01 pm

i think her appeal will lead to something. fact is, she'd be in danger in a common prison. i have no doubt that some group is already 'targeting' her. she'll probably get to serve the time in a safe setting of some kind. a special rich-person jail.

Administrator
Since: Apr 03, 2002


May 09, 2007 10:18 am

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5476870,00.jpg



www.news.com.au/dailytele...5001021,00.html

A small pie will soon be eaten
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Since: Aug 26, 2004


May 09, 2007 10:28 am

I must say i hope she get's time to make another 'home made video' in there!

Czar of Midi
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Since: Apr 04, 2002


May 09, 2007 10:17 pm

Well I gotta admit if I was lookin for a home girl in the joint I would be fearfull of what might be under all that goop!

She is lookin more like Tammy Faye Baker every day.

But them big pouty lips sure are appealing aren't they???

Administrator
Since: Apr 03, 2002


May 11, 2007 09:41 am

www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,271375,00.html

Here we go, now the jail is giving the ol' good behavior and overcrowding stories as reasons she will do less time...

Member
Since: May 10, 2007


May 11, 2007 10:38 pm

Its amazing to me how many mindless sheep in this country still give this nitwit any thought. What a joke of a human being.

Hold 'Em Czar
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Since: Dec 30, 2004


May 12, 2007 05:10 am

here here! i'll drink to that!

*gulp*gulp**gulp*gulp**gulp*gulp*gulp*gulp**gulp*gulp**gulp*gulp**gulp*gulp**gulp*gulp**gulp*gulp**gulp*gulp*

Administrator
Since: Apr 03, 2002


May 24, 2007 08:30 am

from a national news web site:

"The Hollywood Boulevard blonde was busted bumming around Beverly Hills carrying the self-help book "The Power of One" and the Holy Bible.

Perhaps Paris was so busy praying and preaching that she forgot to put on her bra."


Jeezuz, she's going to jail for a couple of weeks, big deal...it's hardly life changing or anything like that and everybody is making a huge deal out of it...I wouldn't even see this news except it's on the front page of one of my news sites.

Jail, big deal, not like she's starting a life sentence or anything...


...bringing sexy back
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Since: Jul 01, 2002


May 27, 2007 05:17 am

im pretty sure that Paris will be baffled by that Bible - or any book for that matter.

That said, I still think she's a fox

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Since: Apr 03, 2002


May 27, 2007 07:21 am

I dunno man, she looks like common bar trash to me...

Of course, that's not saying I wouldn't hit it...but it would be one I'd play close to my chest as far as telling anyone I hit it :-D

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