Paris Hilton makes me laugh

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Administrator Since: Apr 03, 2002

This is an exerpt from an article on,2933,205339,00.html :

Did you hear Paris Hilton is a blond icon of her time, comparable to Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana?

The famous heir-head told Britain's Sunday Times that "every decade has an iconic blonde like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and right now, I'm that icon."

Why, Paris? Because you make classic films or work with the United Nations for the welfare of children throughout the world? Because you've been romantically linked with the leader of the free world, or because you married a prince?

I'm a little confused about Hilton's logic, but then again, "Hilton's logic" might be an oxymoron.

How f-in arrogant and self-important is that? Like she matters...that's laughable...and she actually thinks it...bahahaha

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Since: Apr 26, 2002

Jul 25, 2006 07:35 am

Could someone explain to me what, exactly, it is that she does again?

Cone Poker
Since: Apr 07, 2002

Jul 25, 2006 08:37 am

She's famous for no reason, other than that tape that was on the 'net...

Since: Apr 03, 2002

Jul 25, 2006 08:39 am

No, not exactly...she is the heiress to one of the biggest hotal chains in the world, and she is a hollywood socialite, always on the she is somewhat of an "it" girl, even though she has never actually done anything...

Well, other than release a rap album (that is getting surprisingly good reviews) and designs handbags or something...hasn't done anything that matters tho.

Since: Feb 02, 2006

Jul 25, 2006 12:06 pm

Don't let Paris fool you into thinking she's a airhead,she knows what she's doing.

I am not a crook's head
Since: Mar 14, 2003

Jul 25, 2006 01:16 pm

I think that David Cross said it best when he said that she was a "rich, giggling [c-u-next-tuesday] with no respect for anything".

I think that pretty much covers it :)

Since: Jan 18, 2003

Jul 25, 2006 02:20 pm

what is this rap album? i havent heard anything about this? what are reviewers saying about it.

Since: Apr 03, 2002

Jul 25, 2006 03:00 pm,2933,187146,00.html
Since: Feb 07, 2005

Jul 25, 2006 03:03 pm

Well I wouldn't call it rap but more like reggae. Here is a link to her music video. Click on it if you dare.

For whatever reason she is popular. There is no denying that. Whether or not her status is deserved or not is another question.

Since: Nov 23, 2005

Jul 25, 2006 04:22 pm

Paris Hilton is famous simply because her daddy is rich and she has the money to hang out in Hollywood. Paris is not rich, her daddy is, as is the case with most spoiled children on "My Sweet 16" birthday party show, or "Laguna Beach".

I could personally care less about her CD reviews cause it would sound horrible if supertar - x keyboard player for The Roots - Scott Storch didn't produce the hell out of it. It used to be that to get famous in the Hollywood scene, one had to have at least a bit of talent. Nowadays, I guess just being rich is all it takes. REALLy Sad, the downfall of western civilization.

I mean, people have always been a little arrogant in Hollyweird, but Paris as Marilyn Monroe ... . . Kanye West comparing himself to Jesus Christ ! Where are a the serial killers when you need one !

Since: Apr 03, 2002

Jul 25, 2006 04:30 pm

I soooooo agree with you.
Since: Feb 07, 2005

Jul 25, 2006 04:54 pm

Paris is not rich, her daddy is

Depending on what you call rich I suppose but I'm sure that her TV show Surreal Life, her Burger King Ad and several other gigs has landed her some bucks. I'd call her rich. It may not have started out that way and she might not deserve it but... ya, I'd call her rich.

Czar of Midi
Since: Apr 04, 2002

Jul 25, 2006 08:49 pm

Anyway, she is a skinny, skanky, snotty little tart. And I think she deserves a good spanking.

And I did check out her music. The video and another little dity. Nope, not rap, more kinda ska/reggae then anything. Kinda No Doubt like in a way. But indeed it wouldnt be crap if it hadn't been produced by the above mentioned gentlemen. I am sure the record compnay is making their money on it either way just becuase her name is on it.

Since: Nov 23, 2005

Jul 25, 2006 11:46 pm

Well, lets just say that people who become wealthy and know how to handle having money have gained my respect. She, on the other hand, does not know how to, and has -0% of my respect. There are ofcourse a slew of others who are not worth mentioning who exhibit her fervor for snobbishness. The only reason it truely upsets me is I see young girls adhering to this behavior because it is idolized and then once these girls get older, they are nothing but sociopaths. There is method to my madness !

Answer:On a good day, lipstick.
Since: Jun 24, 2004

Jul 26, 2006 06:22 pm

I wish she'd eat something.
She looks like a praying mantis wearing Gucci.

'er indoors reads that "Star" magazine.
She's in it every time. No clue why. Perhaps she's one of those blonde icons.....

I hate that magazine with a passion. It has negative value. It actually sucks value from the universe by being in existence. Much like a number of the people who appear in the magazine. It's f***ing with the harmony of the planet, and causing discord in the space-time continuum.

Or not.

I just like using "space-time continuum" in a sentence.

You get more press with no talent, and a lot of money than you could ever get with no money but a lot of talent.

Since: Aug 13, 2005

Jul 27, 2006 02:18 am

Paris? there's more meat on a chickens lip!Space-time continuum? A series of Dr Who has just finished in UK with Billie Piper in it,as my dad used to say,"why settle for a two-penny rabbit"?

Chief Cook and Bottle Washer
Since: May 10, 2002

Jul 28, 2006 08:34 am

I agree with her. Per Webster: a pictorial representation. On that note here is the latest Paris joke.....

Paris called her boyfriend for help putting together her new puzzle of a tiger. Together they put the frosted flakes back in the box.

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