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Posted on Apr 24, 2006 02:05 pm
fortymile
Member Since: Jan 18, 2003
im not a huge leno fan but this made me laugh:
"President Bush and Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger are meeting here in
California tomorrow. Their goal: To butcher the English language in a
way that can never be duplicated." --Jay Leno
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shepherdsampatron saint of quality footwearMember
Since: May 30, 2002
Apr 24, 2006 02:46 pm How do you know when the person at the door to the studio is your lead singer?
He's forgotten his key and he can't remember when to come in.
How do you know when it's your drummer?
The knocking gets louder and faster.
Apr 24, 2006 08:54 pm hhahahahha
im not a kneejerk bushy hater, but you gotta admit the architecture of this joke is brilliant:
A fascist, a criminal, and a religious fundamentalist walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Hello Mr. President."