The worst luck...

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Member Since: Apr 05, 2002

This is actually a new song idea for me, though I haven't really started that much, but I thought I would share this with ya'll as its too funny.
I have a good friend of mine who is a bit if a player, or at least used to be. A few years ago we used to go out a lot and play pool, get some drinks and such. Well, he had a girlfriend that was at school most of the year and when she was gone, he'd always seem to hook up with a chic, or at least she wanted to. he was pretty faithful for the most part in that he didn't sleep with them, part of the reason is because he'd always get caught. One time, he called this girl that he'd known for awhile and was talking to her. He'd made out a little with her the night or so before but he hadn't actually slept with her. Well, the girls next door neighbor was a friend of his girlsfriends and her phone used to pick up other people's phone calls. You guessed it, she heard their conversation, knew it was him and called his girl. Can you believe the randomness of that? I had just thought about it the other day because he got hammered in a bar the other night and ended up kissing this girl, a friend of mine and now he's all paranoid that his current girl is going to find out about it. I can only thank my lucky stars that, to date anyway, I've never been caught. I thought this might be a fun little thread where others might want to share the best of getting caught. Change the names, act like it happened to someone else, whatever, but I thought you guys might have some good stories that I could possibly use for inspiration.
Marc (da Sharc)

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May 21, 2002 05:38 pm

hah i dont have any stories to share.. that would require relationships of any nature =P

however, i do enjoy reading stuff like that.. its pretty funny and in your friends case, ironic heh.

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May 22, 2002 01:15 pm

I wrote that song. Kinda different from what I normally write musically. Really basic three chord structure, after all that talk in the one thread I had to write something simple! ANyways, I just finished the basic instrumentation, just gotta record the lyrics. Three "verses" but the song runs less than three minutes. I think its cool though, gonna have to play it tonight. I emailed me buddy who I talked about in the last tread, I had to promise that I wouldn't mention him by name! lol
Marc (da Sharc)

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May 22, 2002 03:45 pm

I "had this friend" who was working this one girl pretty well, then this other girl came to party for the weekend while girl number 1 was out of town visiting her parents, well, dude gets up in the morning with girl number 2 and sees a message on the answering machine, hits the "listen" button and it's girl number 1... "oh, I came home early cuz I missed you...we should be together...blah, blah, blah..."

Girl number 2 was not that happy and "my friend" never saw her again...

sad thing is, in hindsight girl number 2 was a lot more fun...oh well, whatya gonna do?

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May 22, 2002 04:02 pm

Ya know, that's always the way it is really. You always seem to mess up the good one. But, its a good thing that she left too. Chris Rock said something similar that I have always said, and I put it into that song that I just finished. Its, "There's really only one thing you can hope for/That after you've been caught she'll be showing you the door/If she decides that she's gonna take you back/your life is going to be a living hell after that." Chris Rock basically had put it, if she tells you to leave, leave. You got off easy! I really like this new song, very simple, three chords, but very driving, its about 128bpm, so its fast. Just supposed to be a fun, Green Day type energy song. Hopefully I am getting that Native pack soon and I can finsih doing some of my mastering and then I'll be ready to share some of my stuff. Gotta get the website up too. Lots to do!
Marc (da Sharc)

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May 22, 2002 08:59 pm

There is a lot of truth in Chris Rock's humor...

Czar of Midi
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May 22, 2002 09:54 pm

Man O Man, Marc, you have opened one big can of worm's here. I would be willing to guess that there are more stories here then we will ever know. Hell, I could even share a few.

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May 23, 2002 01:20 am

Yeah, I figured that this might open up a nice dialogue. I was hoping that I would get some ideas from it, but it seems I didn't need it after all. Its hard walking a fine line between being Wierd Al and a real musician sometimes. Its cool to write fun stuff because it makes it fun to play.
Yeah, I saw Chris Rock live one time and I have to say that he is funny. A lot of what you see of him is cursing and the obnoxious voice, but he's got some funny stuff. I think the reason that its so funny is its true. He had a great line about porn and how every man has some, just kinda true to life stuff. ANyways, I've never been caught...yet that is, but I have sure had some close calls. I think the worst was one time that I had hooked up with this girl and we had done the hibbady-dibbady and not 20 minutes after she left my regualr girlfriend showed up. I had to pull the headache thing just so she wouldn't want to get physical, I know I'd been busted then! I am sure you guys being married though that you were good boys before you got married. "And that's my story and I'm sticking to it."
Marc (da Sharc)

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