Paul is dead?
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Feb 11, 2005 11:07 am Aye...that'll be true then eh!!
Still, its in line with the stories of Elvis working in the local chip shop, bingo hall or indeed car wash....
They just keep on coming...
"Those freaks was right when they said you was dead"...J Lennon, How Do You Sleep... yet MORE evidence of it being true...!! hehehehe (not)
P.S. I think I just seen the Rosevelt alien ship fly by my hoose on route to the chippie with paul on board to see Elvis!
Undeniable indeed tho!
Cheers :-D
Coco.
Feb 11, 2005 11:36 am Wow!
Imagine TWO great songwriters that look and sound nearly identical! No wonder he wanted to change the songwriting credits to "McCartney & Lennon"...surely the real Paul would never have done that!
So that means that all of those songs written after 1966 were the work of an IMPOSTER! That's what I figured, songs like "Hey Jude", "Blackbird", "Let It Be", "Band on the Run", etc...they were clearly the work of some two-bit stand in with ordinary abilities.
Long live Paul!
Jim
Feb 11, 2005 12:17 pm Geetar Jim - ye are right for sure.
Id surely like to meet this imposter who wrote the best of McCartneys tunes...maybe he collabs with Elvis, Buddy Holly and the Big Boppa on HRC collabs under a different name! hehehehe.
Aye, its made the total guff stories that kick aboot.
Coco.
RigsbyUltra MagnusMember
Since: Nov 13, 2004
Feb 11, 2005 12:50 pm "that means that all of those songs written after 1966 were the work of an IMPOSTER! That's what I figured, songs like "Hey Jude", "Blackbird", "Let It Be", "Band on the Run", etc...they were clearly the work of some two-bit stand in with ordinary abilities."
ha! that would actually kind of make some sense to me, those are some of my least favourite tunes ever i think, though after reading all of that paul is dead stuff i couldn't stop singing 'jude, but that's my least disliked of the ones you mentioned. not a paul fan, but you maybe can tell that already.
Feb 11, 2005 03:50 pm One of Paul's sappiest songs was "Silly Love Songs", but it was fun to hear him poke fun at himself:
"Some people wanna fill the world with silly love songs
And what's wrong with that?"
Good question, Paul
olddogMember
Since: Jul 02, 2003
Feb 11, 2005 03:59 pm Interesting, but as Jim said there's alot more to Paul than what He looked like a various stages in His life. You can find a look alike, you can find a sound alike, and possibly even one who could write alike, but finding all 3 in the same individual, that would be tuff. :)
Dan
Feb 11, 2005 04:08 pm Ah, now this is where I stake my claim.
I AM Paul McCartney...that guy is MY imposter!
hehehehehe...nah, you are totally correct Dan. These maddass consiracy theories, man they come from nowt.
It's like there must always be SOMETHING in everything...ye know...weird. Do ye know that all come aboot cause of the Pepper cover. Just cause of the reef...weird what some people take and blow out of proportion (just ask my wife - hahahaha - she gets everything out of proportion...usually after I have a beer!! hehe :-)
Coco
LokiCone PokerMember
Since: Apr 07, 2002
Feb 11, 2005 05:57 pm I always thought Aliester Crowley (who is the bald dude on the Sgt Peper cover) put a spell on macartney to make him rock out songs after 66
Feb 11, 2005 06:00 pm wow i didn't know that...thanx for that nugget!
Feb 11, 2005 06:26 pm Ask Jimmy Page, he owns Mr. Crowley's castle last I heard...perhaps he would know then :-)
TallChapAnswer:On a good day, lipstick.Member
Since: Jun 24, 2004
Feb 11, 2005 06:37 pm "C-moon
C-moon
C-moon
Are we?"
&
"Somebody's knocking at the door.
Somebody's ringing the bell...
Do me a favour. Open the door and let 'em in...oooh"
Obviously the work of an imposter...
Amazing that 'Billy Shears' was as great a bass player as Paul!
LokiCone PokerMember
Since: Apr 07, 2002
Feb 11, 2005 08:33 pm I didn't know crowley had a castle, I thought he wasted his fortune on drugs...
Anyway, I think after 66 was pauls best period, let it be is a work of sheer genius
Feb 11, 2005 09:06 pm yeah but on the Chris Farley Show, paul specifically said he really wasnt dead!
LokiCone PokerMember
Since: Apr 07, 2002
Feb 11, 2005 09:10 pm Chris Farley had a show!? When did this happen? Jesus I'm learning things new every day
Feb 11, 2005 09:12 pm loki,
it was a spoof show on SNL. :) quite funny.
LokiCone PokerMember
Since: Apr 07, 2002
Feb 11, 2005 10:59 pm oh okey, I knew he was on SNL, but I thought you meant he had like a talk show of his own or something.
Feb 12, 2005 08:36 pm i wish i could buy a Set of DVD's with every skit chris farley was in on SNL! hes my all time fav. and the best of dvd just doesnt cut it!
RigsbyUltra MagnusMember
Since: Nov 13, 2004
Feb 13, 2005 01:21 am I think it's a pretty off the wall concept this whole Paul is dead thing. The one thing that clearly is true though and kind of wierd is that his face did get a fair bit longer during that year and he clearly was taller, both of which indicate a growth spurt, and that's pretty late to have one.
Feb 13, 2005 03:21 am Weird...but more plausable than being dead and replaced by some duplicate with the same song writing ability, vocal tones and access to this cash!! hehehe
Coco
Feb 14, 2005 03:37 pm "I think it's a pretty off the wall concept this whole Paul is dead thing. The one thing that clearly is true though and kind of wierd is that his face did get a fair bit longer during that year and he clearly was taller, both of which indicate a growth spurt, and that's pretty late to have one."
The "Growth spurt" could very well be a new fancy of higher heels on his boots....
Feb 14, 2005 07:10 pm that was retarded, lol.
i dont know how it relates, because i've only glanced at the page, but noses and ears actually grow bigger with age, by the way. i've read that in a few places before, and anyway, just look at an older guy. the ears of an older man are often very difficult to imagine on a younger man because theyre usually much larger by then.
olddogMember
Since: Jul 02, 2003
Feb 14, 2005 08:22 pm I've read that faces do indeed get longer as we get older as well, dang gravity. <G>
Dan
