Suck knob

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Member Since: Apr 26, 2002

That topic didn't sound right at all... but I assure you it's not what you think it is...

Last night when my band was playing, my guitar player was complaining that he couldn't get his amp to sound good. One of the guys in the other band said "Turn down the suck knob." It was pretty funny. After the show he told us we could do even better by turning up the "sweetness knob" on the bass amp. I think he was drunk.

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Since: Apr 03, 2002


Mar 23, 2003 08:42 am

That is an old "The Far Side" comic entitled "Raymonds last day as the band sound technician" it had a picture of Raymond turning up the "suck" on the mixer whilst the band is getting bottles and such chucked at them.

I have a copy of the comic somewhere (as any sound tech in my generation does) I will try to find it and scan it for all to enjoy.

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Since: Apr 26, 2002


Mar 23, 2003 08:47 am

Sweet. I'd love a scan of that!

Administrator
Since: Apr 03, 2002


Mar 23, 2003 08:59 am

I guess the admiration and exhaltation of that particular comic was lost on your generation.

EVERY BAND in my peers group has that stuck on their sound board.

I don't suppose you young guys know who Spinal Tap is either, huh? ;-)

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Since: Apr 26, 2002


Mar 23, 2003 09:02 am

Spinal Tap is great. :)

...bringing sexy back
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Since: Jul 01, 2002


Mar 24, 2003 05:37 am

its funny cos its true...

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Since: Apr 03, 2002


Mar 24, 2003 04:21 pm

ive got that comic around here as well somewhere.. if i find it, ill post it as well hehe.

Maniacal Genius
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Since: Dec 30, 2002


Mar 24, 2003 04:56 pm

I found it on someone's site...


http://www.kresha.com/pix/fs_suck_knob.jpg


Member
Since: Apr 26, 2002


Mar 24, 2003 06:01 pm

Oh man... that's great!

Member
Since: Apr 26, 2002


Mar 24, 2003 06:01 pm

Whoops... must have clicked that smily by mistake...

Frisco's Most Underrated
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Since: Jan 28, 2003


Mar 24, 2003 07:35 pm

Hmmm, I think all my knobs are suck knobs, but they're all mislabeled.

Member
Since: Apr 26, 2002


Mar 24, 2003 09:37 pm

Dude... I've been having the same problem!

Czar of Midi
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Since: Apr 04, 2002


Mar 24, 2003 09:44 pm

coolo, your knobs are far from suck knobs. You have some of the koolest music I have heard in years on that CD.

And Blue, thanx for the link. I printed it out and its pasted on the door alongside some of my kids other art.

Now I remember that cartoon dB, the last band I was with had it pasted on the door to the studio space we rented. People would stand outside and listen just to see if we did suck. It was worth a lot of laughs.

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