0 to 200 in 6 Seconds

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Member Since: Feb 07, 2005

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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Administrator
Since: Apr 03, 2002


Jul 31, 2008 02:36 pm

bahahahahahahahahaha

Pinnipedal Czar (: 3=
Member
Since: Apr 11, 2004


Jul 31, 2008 02:48 pm

Oh, that is a good one !

No wonder Bob forgot . = p

Czar of Turd Polish
Member
Since: Jun 20, 2006


Jul 31, 2008 03:32 pm

Hahahaha, nice!

Veni, MIDI, Vici
Member
Since: Jul 02, 2008


Jul 31, 2008 05:13 pm

Those scales are kinda slow...

Czar of Midi
Administrator
Since: Apr 04, 2002


Aug 01, 2008 08:41 pm

Oh ya, no wonder he is missing. I wouldn't come home either.

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