Dec 27, 2007 10:37 am a bowl that holds a quarter ounce! WOW. thats one big bowl or he knows how to pack very tight.
The Greatest "Don't You Know Who I Am?" Ever
Posted on Dec 27, 2007 08:13 am
dbmasters
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Darion Scott (I believe) Minnesota Viking player thats been on the IR since week four is in West Virginia (I think) gets his car pulled over after failing to signal a turn after being seen talking to someone on the street on a block of a bad 'hood under watch by the cops for drug activity...they find a 1/4 bag of pot...
He says "Don't you know who I am?"
Ummmm, out state, not a great player when he was playing...why WOULD they know?
What a joke.
www.startribune.com/local/12844491.html
"They found a small bowl containing 7.1 grams of marijuana, Carpenter said."
Ummmm, 7.1 grams in a single bowl does not qualify, in my mind, as a "small bowl"...that's a Cheech and Chong bowl...
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Dec 27, 2007 10:37 am a bowl that holds a quarter ounce! WOW. thats one big bowl or he knows how to pack very tight.
Dec 27, 2007 10:41 am Yeah, no doubt, that's like a bowl from one of those big six-person huka's or sumthin...
Dec 27, 2007 12:25 pm Quote:
"Don't you know who I am?"
If I smoked a bowl that size, I wouldn't know my own name.
Dec 27, 2007 02:18 pm I was at the sf airport one time during the height of the dot com boom, waiting to get picked up by my mother. I was standing right near the line for taxis, and some joker tries to cut everyone in line and take the next taxi. And when he was rebuffed, he starts spouting off how he's has a dot com company and needs to get into downtown quick and how he could buy the taxi company if wants. Everyone's looking at him like "get to the back of the line bozo". I literally guffawed and he shot me a look. I didn't care, I would've loved to slap him upside the head...
Dec 27, 2007 02:20 pm hahaha, now he is unemployed, fat and drinking Milwaukee's Best boring people with stories of his days on top.
...kinda like me...only I was never on top...
Dec 27, 2007 02:36 pm I got punched by a guy a few years ago cos I didnt know who he was, hurt like hell!
[fat drunk guy in bar] do you know who I am?
[me] no, I just moved here yesterday
[fat drunk guy in bar] ah, so you think you're funny huh?
[me] no, i really did just move here yesterday
[fat drunk guy in bar] *punches flame in mouth*
Dec 27, 2007 02:40 pm Dunno, I'd only just moved there!
Dec 27, 2007 02:46 pm haaa haaa. that was hilarious flame. Were you in his seat or something?
Dec 27, 2007 02:48 pm Remember a guy pulling that on me in high school...I told somebody this a lister senior was "f-in ugly" somebody heard our conversation, told her boyfriend, who was the star of the basketball team. He was all pissed off and gave me the "you know who I am?"...to which I respond "boyfriend of the ugly girl?".
I've said smarter things...
Dec 27, 2007 02:50 pm Nah, I'd been queuing at the bar in this little residents only club bar thing in the village I'd moved to, and I'd been waiting for ages and he just walked up to the bar, queue jumped and tried to get served before me so I said "excuse me, I was first mate" and it all went from there.
After that I moved to the other drinking establishment in the village, where one night a guy got a big chunk his nose bitten off. I dont really go out here any more
Dec 27, 2007 02:51 pm [quote]Remember a guy pulling that on me in high school...I told somebody this a lister senior was "f-in ugly" somebody heard our conversation, told her boyfriend, who was the star of the basketball team. He was all pissed off and gave me the "you know who I am?"...to which I respond "boyfriend of the ugly girl?".
I've said smarter things...[/quote]
Hahahahahahahahaha, awesome! You da man Deebs!
Dec 27, 2007 02:54 pm you told me about that nose bite thing once...yuck!
Yeah, man, that dude was PISSED when I said that to him...I have never really had the common sense to hold my tongue when I should...he never did do anything other than be a jerk the rest of the year to me, which I couldn't have cared less about...
...and she was f-in ugly...
Dec 27, 2007 03:02 pm Me neither, though I'm getting there slowly. That said, now I'm dealing with big companies again and lots of arrogant salesmen I'm finding I have to INCREASE my level of assertiveness/rudeness to get anywhere. A bit of cheek goes a long way.
I contacted a company who sold mobile phone wallpapers cos they had a few tones on sale too, but not very many. I emailed one of their sales guys and asked if we could set up a meeting and to see if we could work something out, and got a reply back saying something to the effect of "if you'd done any research you'd know we already have a tone supplier".
I emailed back and said that I knew that already but their tones were awful and mine werent...and I got the gig! It's now one of my most profitable ventures, so sometimes a little bit of 'mouth' aint such a bad thing
Dec 27, 2007 03:36 pm Quote:
I knew that already but their tones were awful and mine werent
Hey, it ain't arrogance if it's the truth!!
Dec 27, 2007 03:38 pm Like my dad used to say..."If ya don't toot your own own horn, nobody's gonna toot it for ya".
...that said, he also used to tell me "throw enough **** at the wall, some of it will stick".
Real wordsmith, my dad is.
Dec 27, 2007 06:17 pm From the UK Version of The Office:
Quote:
I think it was John Lennon who said: “Life is what happens when you’re making other plans.”, and that’s how I feel. Although he also said: “I am the Walrus I am the eggman” so I don’t know what to believe.”
Dec 27, 2007 09:59 pm I've had that happen a time or two as well. I simply look at them with that kind of dumb dog look for a second. Then get a serious face and simply ask them right back. Do you know who I am? When they get angry or confused looking I just force myself into a angry red faced grin and tell them politely. I'm you're worst nightmare!
I think it came from some movie I saw as a kid. It works great cause they usually just get frightened and leave me alone.
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